SIDEKICK TOURNEY FIRST ROUND -- Comic/Cartoon Region (bottom half)
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Barney Fife (6) 
Sidekick to: Sheriff Andy Taylor
Advantages: Passionate about law enforcement.
Disadvantages: An emotional powderkeg, Barney easily projects panic, despair and fear. Also lousy with a firearm.
vs. Donkey (11) 
Sidekick to: Shrek
Advantages: Optimism. Attractiveness to female dragons.
Disadvantages: Acrophobia, colorblindness, hypochondria and cowardice.
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Sideshow Bob (3) 
Sidekick to: Krusty the Clown
Advantages: Criminal mastermind. Extremely well-read.
Disadvantages: Megalomania and obsessive hatred for Bart Simpson.
vs. Scrappy Doo (14) 
Sidekick to: Scooby Doo
Advantages: He’s … well … scrappy.
Disadvantages: One of the most obnoxious cartoon characters ever animated.
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Waylon Smithers (7) 
Sidekick to: Montgomery Burns
Advantages: Good business sense. Loyalty.
Disadvantages: Creepy erotic fascination for and devotion to Mr. Burns.
vs. Mini Me (10) 
Sidekick to: Dr. Evil
Advantages: Tenacious. Perhaps as important to the popularity of the Austin Powers franchise as Powers himself.
Disadvantages: Lack of verbal communication skills. Vertically challenged. Actor who portrayed him known for public intoxication and urination.
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Barney Rubble (2) 
Sidekick to: Fred Flintstone
Advantages: Devoted friend. Hot wife.
Disadvantages: Annoying laugh. Complicit in the marketing of tobacco to youngsters in the 1960s.
vs. Chumley (15) 
Sidekick to: Tennessee Tuxedo
Advantages: A South Pole walrus, he is unique.
Disadvantages: Blind devotion to his mentor lands him in trouble.
Scrappy and Chumley = pwnd
I love dogs, but I would drop kick Scrappy off a bridge.
"opfinistic wrote:
I love dogs, but I would drop kick Scrappy off a bridge.
"Baxter, is that you? Bark twice if you're in Milwaukee."
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Scrappy RULES!
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You're dead to me bro.
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Barney Rubble pwning Chumley like a 15 seed SHOULD be owned.
Chumley STILL without a vote.
anyone voting for chumley is straight up hatin...nothing more
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