Shawn Kemp to come out of retirement.

The NBA's secret weapon against the Euro-migration. Send Kemp in, give all the Euro teams a headache, and repopulate Europe, causing them to never again attempt to sign another American import for fear it'll happen again.

 

hey regan, youre a lakers fan right? did sasha ever get a new contract, or did he go over to europe?

 

He got a new contract.


They should have tried to get Mutumbo instead of signing Kemp

 

What Skeet said. And yes, I'm a Lakers fan, naturally.

 

Over-Under on how many illegitimate kids Kemp has while in Europe? I'll say 3.

 

Low-balling it eh? With international travel, I'll say 10 with a few twins scattered around England.

 

Sorry it was a typo. I meant 13

 

Adequate number.

 

i thought you meant he had knocked somebody up again, not that he was gonna play pro hoops again.