Sham Wow arrested for bite n' punch with a hooker
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padre31luxury_boxOPMARCH 27--Meet Vince Shlomi. He's probably better known to you as the ShamWow Guy, the ubiquitous television pitchman who has been phenomenally successful peddling absorbent towels and food choppers.
Shlomi, 44, was arrested last month on a felony battery charge following a violent confrontation with a prostitute in his South Beach hotel room. According to an arrest affidavit, Shlomi met Sasha Harris, 26, at a Miami Beach nightclub on February 7 and subsequently retired with her to his $750 room at the lavish Setai hotel.
Shlomi told cops he paid Harris about $1000 in cash after she "propositioned him for straight sex." Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly "bit his tongue and would not let go." Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0327092sham1.html
Perhaps his Atty Sham Wow will be hired to mop up this mess for him?
Muckretired_adminWhat do we tell the kids?
Make the throwback uniforms permanent!
anlgpNew Member"Muck wrote:
What do we tell the kids?
just do this
"shamwow, apply directly to forehead". :shifty:
two crappy commercials turned into one and man is it funny :lol:
"A man's suffering is similar to the behavior of gas. If a certain quantity of gas is pumped into an empty chamber, it will fill the chamber completely and evenly, no matter how big the chamber. Thus, suffering completely fills the human soul and conscious mind, no matter whether the suffering great or little. Therefore, the "size" of human suffering is absolutely relative." - Viktor Frankl
CosmicNew MemberI bet he told her....
...wait for it...
"You're gonna love my nuts."
BOOM.
padre31luxury_boxWhat do you tell the kids?
"Always use Unlucky's name when you're arrested children"
:lol:
Muckretired_adminAnd the blood stains came right up!
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[deleted]luxury_boxI change the channel when he comes on. I can't stand the guy. :lol:
unluckylucianoNew Membershe bit his tongue and wouldn't let go? Weird usually you have to pay extra for that........
thanks to VO for the sick ass sigs. 
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[deleted]luxury_box"Muck wrote:
And the blood stains came right up!
Classic :hi5:
padre31luxury_box"unluckyluciano wrote:
she bit his tongue and wouldn't let go? Weird usually you have to pay extra for that........
Well, he paid a grand and the found 940 of it, she was keeping that money..:lol:
Georgia Finforum_veteranWell now we know why he says they can't make this special offer all day long, he's too busy organizing a Fight Club with the skanky hookers of South Beach.
It's the gift that keeps on giving.
UCF FINaticNew MemberThe biggest suprise for me is that he likes women....
On another note, would you punch someone how has your tongue in their teeth? Seems like a good way to lose you tongue...
Thank you giovafin for this awesome Sig!
Georgia Finforum_veteran"UCF FINatic wrote:
The biggest suprise for me is that he likes women....
On another note, would you punch someone how has your tongue in their teeth? Seems like a good way to lose you tongue...
Bet it was a donkey punch!!!!
It's the gift that keeps on giving.
pennphinfanforum_veteranwell he's a german. and you know the germans are always good people.
GISHforum_veterani would have never guessed he was 44. he looks maybe 30 in his commercials. that mug shot shows his age.
Muckretired_admin"gi§h® wrote:
i would have never guessed he was 44. he looks maybe 30 in his commercials. that mug shot shows his age.
I thought the same thing.
Hair and makeup.
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Idahophinsubscriber"Fin-Omenal wrote:
She isnt worth more than $300...
She would have to pay me. :yes:
Jt0323moderatorall i can say is...sham...WOW :chuckle:
I bet the sham wow did a good job soaking up the blood! if so i may get one!
PMZQNew Member"pennphinfan wrote:
well he's a german. and you know the germans are always good people.
He is ? Damn......he must be from the Brunchs neighborhood of Neu Jork
