Seemingly drunk Swedish moose found stuck in tree....

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  1. Fin D

    Fin D Sigh

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    ....is one of the better headlines you'll ever read.

    Here's the link

    This is the kind of thing that happens in Finyank's head all the time, except there's clowns with 3 boobs and funhouse music as a soundtrack.
     
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  2. Ohio Fanatic

    Ohio Fanatic Twuaddle or bust Club Member

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    seems like a pretty reasonable fantasy, as long as it's a female clown with 3 boobs
     
  3. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    don't drink and moose kids.
     
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  4. Fin D

    Fin D Sigh

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    It may not be PC but I'm gonna go ahead and say it, ALL SWEDISH MOOSE are lazy drunks.

    My biggest fear is that one day, the daughter I don't have, will come home with one of these Swishy Grassheads, (yeah I said it, I don't care if I get banned). That would be the day I go to jail.
     
  5. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    pfff you wouldn't have a problem if she brought home a white moose. Whats wrong with the black moose huh? Too many black moose do drugs? What about the yellow moose? They can't drive well enough for you?
     
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  6. Fin D

    Fin D Sigh

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    Look you can get all bleeding heart all you want, but answer me this, would that leaf eating antler sucker, have been stuck drunk in a tree if he had been at work or church?
     
  7. padre31

    padre31 Premium Member Luxury Box

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    Lucky going International with man moose lovin'?

    Lucky su burro mucho no tan agosto, neccisidad pedido un cuchelos in su casa
     
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