This is pure comedy. A story he told on Twitter tonight... At this point, Kendall Langford interjects. Hilarious. A 6-4, 215-pound professional athlete locked out of his car by a spider, which later ambushes him. Get a stick!
Haha, that's pretty good Muck. Reminds me of the Vernon Carey/Donald Thomas frog story. Go to the 5:40 mark. http://www.nfl.com/videos/nfl-oline...814e3a15/O-line-Confidential-Dolphins-Week-13
Better not tell Sean how many spiders the average person eats in their sleep in a given year. Spoiler The average person eats 8 a year. Spoiler That's just a myth, but I'm sure it'd freak him out.
I like how he was shocked that the fan that killed the spider for him only wanted an autograph. Did he expect the guy to ask for money?
So if he's running shoulder to shoulder with a wide reciever all the reciever needs to do is point at him and yell SPIDER. TD home free? lol. Better keep this story secret or might cost us some points.