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Save me from my beard.

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  1. Sethdaddy8

    Sethdaddy8 Well-Known Member

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    I grew a beard. I'm going for the Leonitas: see?
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    and this is me being relatively normal with it:
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    I know millions of men have beards. How do you keep from wanting to tear your face off? Its itchy and scratchy, and borderline hurts at times.

    and its flaky and dry. how do you stop all of this. i put dandruff shampoo in it, conditioner too. that didnt help. suggestions?
     
  2. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    yeah how about you stop taking pictures of yourself mor jr.
     
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  3. opfinistic

    opfinistic Braaaaains!

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    lmmfao!
     
  4. Sethdaddy8

    Sethdaddy8 Well-Known Member

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    i got nothing to hide squirt...now im trying to get some serious help in this fine Q&A forum. if you dont mind...keep it on topic please.
     
  5. Stitches

    Stitches ThePhin's Biggest Killjoy Luxury Box

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    I love it when I can wear a beard.

    My skin is never dry when I have one, so I really can't relate. Perhaps you could try some vasoline on your beard. I am sure you have it lying around already. :shifty:
     
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  6. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    who told you my stripper name :shifty:
     
  7. Sethdaddy8

    Sethdaddy8 Well-Known Member

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    let me get this straight...you want me to rub a bunch of vasoline on my face? thats your suggestion? i just want to be 100% clear for when deciding on best answer.:tantrum:
     
  8. opfinistic

    opfinistic Braaaaains!

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    Sorry bro, you expect serious answers?

    Conditioner will work, you have to use it consistently. I grow a goat that makes my wife complain for the first few days, but once the hair grows out a bit and I condition it for 5+ days it doesn't bug her thighs, er face anymore. :shifty:
     
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  9. Stitches

    Stitches ThePhin's Biggest Killjoy Luxury Box

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    Yes.

    But you have to take pictures. :up:
     
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  11. opfinistic

    opfinistic Braaaaains!

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  12. Sethdaddy8

    Sethdaddy8 Well-Known Member

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    i'd "like" a few serious answers. i mean, i thought the pics would help aid in providing me with better answers..THATS ALL.

    any particular brand of conditioner? that hasnt been working for me. i think its a skin issue im having as opposed to a "coarse hair" issue. but im not sure.
     
  13. unluckyluciano

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  14. FinSane

    FinSane Cynical Dolphins Fan

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    freakin gynie lookin mofo
     
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  15. Sethdaddy8

    Sethdaddy8 Well-Known Member

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    see? all thats left is an itchy beard, and jokes at my expense.:pity:
     
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  16. Sethdaddy8

    Sethdaddy8 Well-Known Member

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    in all my years, I have never seen someone botch the italian slur that bad.
     
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  17. opfinistic

    opfinistic Braaaaains!

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    No particular brand I use whatever my wife has that week. Maybe you need more vitamin e for your skin?
     
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  18. opfinistic

    opfinistic Braaaaains!

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    I thought he meant you looked like an ob/gyn. :pointlol:
     
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  19. FinSane

    FinSane Cynical Dolphins Fan

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    shuttup and go make me pizza
     
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  20. Sethdaddy8

    Sethdaddy8 Well-Known Member

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    the last guy who said that to me ended up as a topping.
     
  21. FinSane

    FinSane Cynical Dolphins Fan

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    ooo scary wanna be gweedo talk
     
  22. Sethdaddy8

    Sethdaddy8 Well-Known Member

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    where did you come from? its like dominizzo banged britney spears, and 9 months later she crapped you out.
     
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  23. FinSane

    FinSane Cynical Dolphins Fan

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    ive always been here, where did you come from?

    its like d-day banged christina agulera and she queefed you out
     
  24. FinSane

    FinSane Cynical Dolphins Fan

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    and wtf do old 3am/4calksmen/finheaven members have to do with this?
     
  25. Sethdaddy8

    Sethdaddy8 Well-Known Member

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    what are you doing? you completely recycled my joke into a new version that doesn't even make sense. do you know anything about itchy beards or not?

    and go vote for me.
     
  26. FinSane

    FinSane Cynical Dolphins Fan

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    its what i do best

    and i got a jew beard, it grows in patches

    so no, cant help you out

    and vote for finsane
     
  27. Sethdaddy8

    Sethdaddy8 Well-Known Member

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    we got a deal?
     
  28. FinSane

    FinSane Cynical Dolphins Fan

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    offset each other's votes?

    BRILLIANT!
     
  29. Styla

    Styla #1 Davone Bess Fan!!!

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    Try some Nivea best for sensitive skin, I use it and no itchyness or dryness.
    Had a beard for awhile and it worked great.
     
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  30. FinSane

    FinSane Cynical Dolphins Fan

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    stop helping him! :pity:
     
  31. Sethdaddy8

    Sethdaddy8 Well-Known Member

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    THANK YOU !

    btw, is that shampoo, soap, or moisturizer?
     
  32. Styla

    Styla #1 Davone Bess Fan!!!

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    No problem.

    It'a a after shave mild balm.

    Works very well, just rub some over your beard and on your face.It's great stuff.
     
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  33. FinSane

    FinSane Cynical Dolphins Fan

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    GREAT now youre getting the "marked best answer"

    good going brown nose :nono:
     
  34. Styla

    Styla #1 Davone Bess Fan!!!

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    Sorry..:sad:
     
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  35. Sethdaddy8

    Sethdaddy8 Well-Known Member

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    im gonna leave this baby open for a while. trial by fire!
     
  36. FinSane

    FinSane Cynical Dolphins Fan

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    *crack knuckles*
     
  37. Styla

    Styla #1 Davone Bess Fan!!!

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    Doesn't trust me....:no:

    Nah it's cool, whatever works for you man. Hope you get it worked out. Good luck on your beard.
     
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  38. Sethdaddy8

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    im def. going to go buy some nivea tomorrow bro. thanks again.
     
  39. FinSane

    FinSane Cynical Dolphins Fan

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    you would soooo suck as a salesperson
     
  40. Styla

    Styla #1 Davone Bess Fan!!!

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    Yeah I'm more of a honest guy.:up:
     
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