Samphin's Week 9 Manifesto: at Denver

18 replies

MuckMuckRetired AdminOP
Oct 31, 2008, 07:44 AM

Make the throwback uniforms permanent!

ConuficusConuficusLuxury Box
Oct 31, 2008, 07:54 AM

I wish I was this funny. Nice read this morning. :up:

mullinganmullinganForum Veteran
Oct 31, 2008, 08:02 AM

A Friday morning ritual that never fails to put a smile on my face! I thank you for your time and efforts!!

Eternal Optimist. I thank God for the good things in my life. My wife, My Family, and the Miami Dolphins:up:


GISHGISHForum Veteran
Oct 31, 2008, 08:17 AM

great job sam!

Oct 31, 2008, 09:03 AM

gold as always Sampin...loved the part about the Ferguson penalty after the Fields punt. :lol:

azfinfanmangazfinfanmangLuxury Box
Oct 31, 2008, 09:19 AM

oh man, how could you possibly throw Oronde under the bus :pity:

Love the Ron Jeremy reference...wait, who is Ron Jeremy? Defensive back for the Donks?

Always a hoot Sam. Thanks very much for the time you spend brother :hi5:

Vengeful OdinVengeful OdinForum Veteran
Oct 31, 2008, 09:43 AM

Good stuff Sam, as always. The Fergie gif is priceless.

Can't believe you're going to bag on Oronde like that though. :pity:

GridIronKing34GridIronKing34Forum Veteran
Oct 31, 2008, 10:34 AM

Is it sad that I look forward to this?

Nice work, Sam.. As usual.

SamphinSamphinNew Member
Oct 31, 2008, 10:38 AM

Jesus. I haven't caught this much flack for anything ever. Apparently Oronde is the man around these parts. :lol:

I like him too, but blame him for getting arrested. Besides, it would have been Mercury Morris if I could have found a good mugshot pic...

azfinfanmangazfinfanmangLuxury Box
Oct 31, 2008, 11:15 AM

"Samphin wrote:

Jesus. I haven't caught this much flack for anything ever. Apparently Oronde is the man around these parts. :lol:

I like him too, but blame him for getting arrested. Besides, it would have been Mercury Morris if I could have found a good mugshot pic...

There's always next week for Merc :wink2:

HULKFishHULKFishForum Veteran
Oct 31, 2008, 11:19 AM

Good job Samphin, wasn't quite as funny as other weeks but nonetheless a good job!

Oronde, maybe the best hands ever! We should've converted him to TE! LOL!

[deleted][deleted]Luxury Box
Oct 31, 2008, 11:49 AM

"Samphin wrote:

Jesus. I haven't caught this much flack for anything ever. Apparently Oronde is the man around these parts. :lol:

I like him too, but blame him for getting arrested. Besides, it would have been Mercury Morris if I could have found a good mugshot pic...

This will do :)

Great job Sammyson.

The Aqua CrushThe Aqua CrushNew Member
Oct 31, 2008, 11:56 AM

Great way to start a friday morning with some great reading of the Samphin Manefesto. Its now a promintent part of my weekly routine. Thanks Samphin

jupiterfinjupiterfinForum Veteran
Oct 31, 2008, 12:05 PM

Fun read, Not much was gonna get me down this week either. Gotta love a win against Buffalo.

On a side note, can I use your girlfriends checkbook for my taxes too :wink2:

BroncoManiac_69BroncoManiac_69New Member
Oct 31, 2008, 12:33 PM

That was funny. I especially enjoyed the Shannarat pic. Of course we hear that all the time.

Congrats on the big win against the Bills.

SamphinSamphinNew Member
Oct 31, 2008, 05:15 PM

"BroncoManiac_69 wrote:

That was funny. I especially enjoyed the Shannarat pic. Of course we hear that all the time.

Congrats on the big win against the Bills.

Thanks, and welcome. It is actually kind of hard to make fun of the Broncos for me. I live in the Bay Area and LOATHE the Raiders. SO naturally, I tend to root for the Broncos when they play.

Plus, my grandfather was a Broncos fan so I have a soft spot for them. Having said that, I hope my grandfather throws his beer bottle against the wall in anger up in heaven this Sunday. :hi5:

BroncoManiac_69BroncoManiac_69New Member
Oct 31, 2008, 06:08 PM

"Samphin wrote:

Thanks, and welcome. It is actually kind of hard to make fun of the Broncos for me. I live in the Bay Area and LOATHE the Raiders. SO naturally, I tend to root for the Broncos when they play.

Plus, my grandfather was a Broncos fan so I have a soft spot for them. Having said that, I hope my grandfather throws his beer bottle against the wall in anger up in heaven this Sunday. :hi5:

Oh Hell, we're used to getting made fun of. No biggie. That read was hilarious even from a Bronco fan's point of view.

Thanks for the welcome and I'll have an extra one for grandpa. :ffic:

Of course if you guys start kicking our ass, then I'll move on to some stronger stuff. LOL.

SamphinSamphinNew Member
Oct 31, 2008, 06:42 PM

"BroncoManiac_69 wrote:

Oh Hell, we're used to getting made fun of. No biggie. That read was hilarious even from a Bronco fan's point of view.

Thanks for the welcome and I'll have an extra one for grandpa. :ffic:

Of course if you guys start kicking our ass, then I'll move on to some stronger stuff. LOL.

Grandpa was an angry Spaniard who married a cantakerous Mexican Raider fan. I am sure he can keep up. :up:

Good luck on Sunday (but not too much).

Oct 31, 2008, 08:09 PM

Well for one, I paid the taxes using my girlfriend's checkbook

How'd she handle that?

MonstBlitz;2232016 wrote:

It wouldn't surprise me if he is retained. Jeff Ireland is the nightmare that won't end. The **** stain you cannot flush. The Herpes for which there is no cure.