Game? What game? And my level of drunkness on Thursday may not be meteoric in nature. It depends on how I handle Wednesday night I suppose.
Sticks and stones may break your bones, but words will hurt forever. Yes, you verbally kicked his dick in beyond the required depth. I think an apology and a revised magnitude of his sucking is in order (perhaps he only sucks worse than Tim Ruddy?)
Substitute answerer. Samphin is currently on vacation until 2010...whoops. Whichever one rocked the dirty chinstrap beard. Probably not until she admits to what she really is and comes out of the closet...
Pro Bowl is turning into Mitch Hedberg right in front of our eyes...but you know, without that whole dead thing. To answer your question, I believe he does, although he is new to the whole humor thing in general. I guess you could say he is still wet behind the ears...
dear samomiseaoland what does it mean when I get split stream while pissing? Does it mean I should ask the mor to move out of the way? signed, all goldenshowered out.
If an Asian becomes an American citizen is he considered to be disoriented? If one in the hand is worth two in the bush how many is a hand in the bush gonna net you? Did this little kid just have sex with his toothbrush?
Dear BlW... If you're American in the living room, and American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? -WaitingfearfullyfortheanswerthatIjustknowwillbehorriblyhorriblyawful (Had to mention a bathroom in The Lounge, didn't I?)
No, simply have him sit inside the toilet bowl. One of life's biggest mysteries is that, when a split stream occurs, the dual stream will ALWAYS be just wider than the bowl itself, causing you to piss all over both sides of the seat, or forcing you to make a decisionand have one stream go in the drink, while the other gets all over the place. This can be remedied with a well place garbage can... 1. I believe the preferred team is Amersian. 2. Depending on if she said no or not, it will net you 5 to 10 years. 3. And no comment about the little kid's activities. I will say that the batteries on the powered toothbrush were drained after a day of use.
I believe the correct answer is that European in the bathroom, and of course, if it is a dire situation, in the hallway, you are a Russian. Of course, me personally, I am a russian in the bathroom as well. I am a regular Whackoff Smirnoff...
the world needs your advice badly samiseoland http://forums.thephins.com/showthread.php?t=39887 go to work. go. to. work.
Sam, what are the odds of Brady Quinn saying the following when he retires in a year: "Now I'm done"? Also is there any shot of the typical Neanderthal Jets fans evolving into Cro-Magnon in our lifetime? I think this would be a fantastic scientific breakthrough.
What would you say to an attendant at a gas station in New Jersey after you get out of your car and just start pumping your own gas while he is away helping others? What would you do when another customer asks: "you're pumping your own gas?!?"
OH OH...I'm filling in for Sam ok, so the first thing you would say is " Hey, pumpin my own gas ova hereya, fo get bout it..." Second thing " Mind yo bidness! Fo Get bout it..."
