Yo Sammy, If 3/4 of the Earth consisted of beer rather than water, and Lucky was immortal....Exactly how long would it take for him to drink the planet completely dry? btw feel free to use a calculator if needed...
Dear Samphin, Which of these three companies will stop producing video game consoles in the next 10 years due to the economic collapse of the world: Microsoft, Nintendo, or Sony?
Dear Samphin: How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Tootsie Pop? Thanks in advance.
I actually think Lucky would drown. You see, Lucky is mexican so he would try to swim in the Beer ocean, start taking a few gulps and then forget that he can't breath in water (or water, barley and hops) and drown. Wait, you said he was immortal...hmmm Well, according to some sites, The Atlantic Ocean alone has roughly 5.3 trillion gallons of water. I tend to think it is higher than that. But lets, for arguments sake, say that is the number. If he drank two gallons of that beer ocean every day, It would take him roughly 7 billion infinity years to finish just that ocean. Sony has been hit hard with the PS3, so they seem like th elikely candidate, but they have deep pockets and may take another crack at it, which could turn their fortunes around. Nintendo has always been rumored to get out of the hardware business and strictly produce software. But the Wii has been so wildly popular that I think they are in it for the long haul. Microsoft, while very popular here in the states, has kind of taken a hit with their X-Box overseas. But I doubt they go away. My final answer would be...Sony. Depends on the curse we are talking about. The Madden NFL video game curse does seem to have an affect on the participants, but that could be purely coincidence as well. The Madden curse that I actually invoked on John Madden himself, certainly is working. The curse is, with each word he speaks, he gains a pound. By tonight, he will be 5,678,432 pounds. Don't thank me in advance. Thank me after the fact. As others have said, I answered this one already. Paul Walker by FAR. Vin Diesel knows enough to NOT speak in a couple of his rolls. And he was actually decent in A Man Apart. Paul Walker has no redeeming qualities at all. At all. They are talented guys. You should see how many licks it takes THEM to get to a Tootsie Pop center. Interesting question. But what has failed to be mention is that fact that A: they wear lil helmets that we can't see due to them constantly slamming their heads, and B: slamming your head into trees is actually fun. I encourage everyone here to go outside and slam your hea dmultiple times into a tree. And video tape it and send it to me. That way I will have fun. See? FUN!
samson: why does enforcer call me......i miss the call....then I call him immediatley back yet....he doesn't answer???
That would be you my friend. Soon enough you shall be well done and thoroughly cooked! That happens to me too. I call him and it goes straight to voicemail. Me thinks he hasn't learned which is the "talk" button yet.
Sam, Just wondering DOES size really matter. Thanks, and I will nervously refresh until reading a little more of your virtue. thanks, large and in charge in az...
The following are words to live by in my opinion: Long and lean, might be keen But short and thick, will do the trick.
Sam, Please, this has been killing me for sometime....so here it goes. If Harry Stitches were to leave the train-station on Hoboken at 10:00 am with a Southwesterly wind directly behind him, would he get a kiss from Lucky when arriving at the station in El Paso? Once again, I will wait and see what the Crazy Eight Ball brings me...
Sam, I'm having trouble sleeping at night. Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night and I feel like I'm floating and other times I hear a weird buzzing sound in my head and my body is vibrating. I know this probably sounds crazy, but I can control my dreams at will and it doesn't feel like a dream at all, it feels very real. Sometimes I think I'm more awake while I'm sleeping and what happens while I'm "awake" is just a dream. Am I crazy? Has this ever happened to you? And do you know where I can buy software on the cheap to track UFO's?
Yo Sammy, The tampa bay "rays" are done, aren't they? The phillies are up 3-1 and have a chance to clinch tomorrow at home.
dear sam i meant like national mexican food chains.. im watching 40 yr old virgin and its not as good on tv, so my question isssssss..should they just stop showing movies on tv or stop censoring them???????
He will, but the real question is WHERE he will kiss him... Potentially at the end of this year, but they may want to keep him around for one more year so that us Gator fans can give him a proper thank you and sendoff. Sounds like less of a dream and more like a stroke... And technically this is more than one question. Most likely, but heed the lessons of the Yankees from 2004. Never celebrate until it is officially over. For real baseball fans, the season ended a week ago. The World Series has offically be re-named SnoreFest 2008. Much like your virginity and car keys. There is no way to get it back. Sorry bro. Your best bet is to carry a pencil and a pad of paper.
Just for arguments sake, wouldn't Lucky have to pee sometime? I think that needs to be factored into the equation.
Am I not cool enough to be a member of the 4Cs web site? I got banned in less than 24 hours after only 3 posts. Post 1: Thread on guessing who I was. Post 2: Some post about TV converters Post 3: About the Lesbian TV show The L Word on Showtime I figured the last post would keep me on the site!
I got dis Sam You in fact are prob. too cool to be on that site to begin with. The thread guessing who you was, was prob. the dagger. They want nothing to do with anyone from this site, cept lucky and prep and they take care of their yards so they have to be nice to them. You in fact prob. didnt talk about penises enough. They in fact....love...*****...sorry.
Dooooood..... I understand it's a bet...but seeing the yearning in Tomalina's eyes is REALLY starting to creep me out. RIght up there with Freddy Krueger. Oh yeah, and your post caused me to hurl
