Unluckyluciano. The Lounge Lizard Legend who roared onto the scene and has captured the heart's, mind's and libido's of every poster in his wake. But who is he really? The man commonly, and mistakenly known as "Lucky," is a tough nut to crack. His macho exterior is matched by none other than a gooey, sticky, soft interior that he desperately tries to cover up. But this reported was able to bust that nut and bite through the hard candied shell to get to those neugety nuggets of tenderness and wisdom. And with that, I present to you: AN EVENING WITH UNLUCKYLUCIANO What is your take on the recent housing market slump and how would you fix it? My take on the housing market is that the slumpicity rate is overlapping the current non slumpicity rate. In order to counteract this we must employ what I like to call luckynomics, that is we must take over a country and make them buy our houses........ Since people have a hard time grasping that Dolphins fans exist outside of Miami, how do you cope living with Cowboy fans on a daily basis? I drink copious amounts of alcohol and frequently attend aa meetings. If you could be any other poster from thephins.com for a day, who would it be and why? Celtkin, so I could ban myself. What is the best kind of juice? steroids then oj simpson If the Dolphins folded tomorrow, which team would you root for in the NFL? the seattle seahawks, their jerseys would highlight my eyes..........i mean........... I like football......... Who is the greatest actor of all time? the guy who played godzilla in the rubber suit.... Glass of wine, shot of hard liquor or a beer? what do wine coolers count as? Favorite Summer Olympic sport? the luge.....................man are those guys always pissed after they take off.......(editor's note, the Luge is a WINTER sport...but whatever) Least favorite Winter Olympic sport? the one with the brooms, it reminds me of work. and finally, favorite color? griddles rainbow pink Actually one last quesiton, besides thephins.com, what is the website you visit the most? www.spandexhouse.com
This is the last one I promise. Besides this is the only usable pic I have left, all the other ones are stuck together
-1,000,000 for saying "Why you askin' me? I only read books with pictures, words just confuse me and popups turn me on".