Samphin and Unluckyluciano present: THE PHINZEES!

HardKoreXXX · Aug 2, 2008

Wow Lucky who knew YOU could be funny without posting a pic

GridIronKing34 · Aug 2, 2008

unluckyluciano said:

the dr kevorkian of threads award is given to the poster, whose presence can bring an otherwise good thread to a screeching halt. Standing like walls on the google, road blocks on the road to happyville, truly these posters are a cut above, and great at taking the life of threads.
the nominees are....
alen1 - For his awesome portrayal of someone unfunny, alen is a cut above the rest. He can't sing, he can't dance, but he can post a pic and hope it makes other laugh. Truly alen is to threads what carrot top is to roasts on comedy central.

griddles - who else but griddles can turn a friendly roast thread into an episode of oprah. Complete with everything from a tearful narrative of his hardships, to a hug from another poster and gleeful clapping from the rest of the thread truly griddles stands alone as a monster amongst womenly men.

pagan - Sure we all love pagan and his girly pics, but seriously, a red x saying this image has been removed, breaks my sexy time momentum. FIND A NEW HOST PAGAN!!

And the winner is................ GRIDDLES!! Yes truly griddles you are the king of girling up a manly football board. We would like to say your parents would be proud, but your father is neither proud, nor does he enjoy your pink jersey you sport every game day. Congradulations griddles!

The next award is given to the poster whose incoherence in posting has become both loved and loathed whether it has come to exist through the constant abuse of alcohol or otherwise matters not. The nominees are............
the dominizzo award:
ronnie brown town - Sure he may not be drunk but rbt's incoherent posts have already garnered him the name dom jr, and doms illegitimate love child.

samphin - Sure his posts are always hilarious, but what else but alcohol and incoherence can cause this young poster weighing in at 650 lbs, give or take a couple of hundred, and standing at 7 foot 8, give or take some feet, to hide cowardly in his bedroom while a large problem lurks in his toilet. And what else besides alcohol can cause our young friend to cower behind the toilet then quickly realize that is what he is hiding from and cause him to post on thephins about the problem. Truly samphin is a prince amongst the drunk posters.......

lucky - This is just a filler candidate. Never has lucky posted drunk on a thread nor has he ever chased women to their houses that way. As mandated by the parole board, lucky is always sober and as such posts incoherent because he is role playing.......

And the winner is................. ronnie brown town!! Yes truly the one sober candidate to post incoherently ddddd!!??essserrrvvvee1!!sss this award. Much like jackson pollock and ozzie osbourne, it doesn't matter what he is trying to say with words or with paintings, as long as he tries to say it and we have a good laugh.......

The next award is given to those who help perpetuate our beloved board into a state of anarchy on a daily basis. There is no competition, only one nominee, and unfortunately we have to give it to him.
The winner of the phinzee life time achievement award is..samphin. Who else but samphin can turn a thread about his dookie into a thread about his cowardice. Who else but samphin can throw lucky under the bus and imply our beloved member lucky passed out when he should have been working on his part of the phinzees, who but sam........
Growing up on the mean streets of san francisco not only turned sam into one mean ***** but also helped fashion his creative mind into a tornado of ideas, self doubt, and accessorizing. Only one other poster, stitches, has had such a short stint as a moderator, but unlike stitches, samphin was removed because of politics and the fact he tried to decorate the server with glitter and sparkles, and not because he is a hater. with every post samphin shows his comedic talent, especially when he talks about the dodgers. Yes truly sam you may not be from san fransico and all that was said about you may be made up, but who cares. We of the thephins.com salute you.
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Wait, I won?

This is what it feels like to be Cam Cameron....

GISH · Aug 2, 2008

GridIronKing34 said:

Wait, I won?

This is what it feels like to be Cam Cameron....
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dude, that is very funny. vrryy vrrrrey furney.

unluckyluciano · Aug 2, 2008

HardKoreXXX said:

Wow Lucky who knew YOU could be funny without posting a pic
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It must be so sad and lonely in your dark little world...........

HardKoreXXX · Aug 2, 2008

unluckyluciano said:

It must be so sad and lonely in your dark little world...........
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Yes it is. No if you'll excuse me Im gonna go be sad at Dolphins Training Camp

unluckyluciano · Aug 2, 2008

HardKoreXXX said:

Yes it is. No if you'll excuse me Im gonna go be sad at Dolphins Training Camp
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good you can hug griddles on the way there........

HardKoreXXX · Aug 2, 2008

Hes gonna be there?! Uh, I mean...thats cool...

mor911 · Aug 2, 2008

you guys are major ****ing losers. to think i stopped playing xbox and jacking off to read this ****.

unluckyluciano · Aug 2, 2008

mor911 said:

you guys are major ****ing losers. to think i stopped playing xbox and jacking off to read this ****.
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dude put the comic books down........

Samphin · Aug 2, 2008

mor911 said:

you guys are major ****ing losers. to think i stopped playing xbox and jacking off to read this ****.
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And the Disturbing Imagery Phinzee goes too...

Big E · Aug 2, 2008

sigh..always the bridesmaid...never the bride

finsgirlie · Aug 2, 2008

enforcerfin33 said:

sigh..always the bridesmaid...never the bride
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that's ok...at least you get to keep the dress.

Phinperor · Aug 2, 2008

enforcerfin33 said:

sigh..always the bridesmaid...never the bride
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We've already seen Samphin in a dress, do we really need to see you too...

GridIronKing34 · Aug 2, 2008

finsgirlie said:

that's ok...at least you get to keep the dress.
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Well that paints a pretty picture...

alen1 · Aug 3, 2008

alen1 - For his awesome portrayal of someone unfunny, alen is a cut above the rest. He can't sing, he can't dance, but he can post a pic and hope it makes other laugh. Truly alen is to threads what carrot top is to roasts on comedy central.
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LMAO I just saw this. My images rule! My jokes? Not so much...

Kanye West · Aug 3, 2008

alen1 said:

LMAO I just saw this. My images rule! My jokes? Not so much...
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Do you images rule

Or is everybody elses images just really bad

Your images are really good

Are your jokes bad:

Or are we just all standup comdiens and your jokes just suck because all of ours are really good

We are all just stand up comidiens

GridIronKing34 · Aug 3, 2008

RonnieBrownTown said:

Do you images rule

Or is everybody elses images just really bad

Your images are really good

Are your jokes bad:

Or are we just all standup comdiens and your jokes just suck because all of ours are really good

We are all just stand up comidiens
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So how many times can one spell COMEDIANS wrong?

Big E · Aug 3, 2008

GridIronKing34 said:

So how many times can one spell COMEDIANS wrong?
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For gowds sakes....no more spelling nazi's pleeze.......

cnc66 · Aug 3, 2008

google spel chek is mi fren

GridIronKing34 · Aug 3, 2008

enforcerfin33 said:

For gowds sakes....no more spelling nazi's pleeze.......
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I just wanted to be like Stitches once...

I quit being like him quick enough so I wouldn't get engaged though...

finsgirlie · Aug 3, 2008

GridIronKing34 said:

I just wanted to be like Stitches once...

I quit being like him quick enough so I wouldn't get engaged though...
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im pretty sure that wont happen anyways.....unless they made a new law allowing you to marry blow up dolls now?

GridIronKing34 · Aug 3, 2008

finsgirlie said:

im pretty sure that wont happen anyways.....unless they made a new law allowing you to marry blow up dolls now?
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I guess we'll just have to ask lucky how he pulled it off...

BuckeyeKing · Aug 3, 2008

unluckyluciano said:

the dr kevorkian of threads award is given to the poster, whose presence can bring an otherwise good thread to a screeching halt. Standing like walls on the google, road blocks on the road to happyville, truly these posters are a cut above, and great at taking the life of threads.
the nominees are....
alen1 - For his awesome portrayal of someone unfunny, alen is a cut above the rest. He can't sing, he can't dance, but he can post a pic and hope it makes other laugh. Truly alen is to threads what carrot top is to roasts on comedy central.

griddles - who else but griddles can turn a friendly roast thread into an episode of oprah. Complete with everything from a tearful narrative of his hardships, to a hug from another poster and gleeful clapping from the rest of the thread truly griddles stands alone as a monster amongst womenly men.

pagan - Sure we all love pagan and his girly pics, but seriously, a red x saying this image has been removed, breaks my sexy time momentum. FIND A NEW HOST PAGAN!!

And the winner is................ GRIDDLES!! Yes truly griddles you are the king of girling up a manly football board. We would like to say your parents would be proud, but your father is neither proud, nor does he enjoy your pink jersey you sport every game day. Congradulations griddles!

The next award is given to the poster whose incoherence in posting has become both loved and loathed whether it has come to exist through the constant abuse of alcohol or otherwise matters not. The nominees are............
the dominizzo award:
ronnie brown town - Sure he may not be drunk but rbt's incoherent posts have already garnered him the name dom jr, and doms illegitimate love child.

samphin - Sure his posts are always hilarious, but what else but alcohol and incoherence can cause this young poster weighing in at 650 lbs, give or take a couple of hundred, and standing at 7 foot 8, give or take some feet, to hide cowardly in his bedroom while a large problem lurks in his toilet. And what else besides alcohol can cause our young friend to cower behind the toilet then quickly realize that is what he is hiding from and cause him to post on thephins about the problem. Truly samphin is a prince amongst the drunk posters.......

lucky - This is just a filler candidate. Never has lucky posted drunk on a thread nor has he ever chased women to their houses that way. As mandated by the parole board, lucky is always sober and as such posts incoherent because he is role playing.......

And the winner is................. ronnie brown town!! Yes truly the one sober candidate to post incoherently ddddd!!??essserrrvvvee1!!sss this award. Much like jackson pollock and ozzie osbourne, it doesn't matter what he is trying to say with words or with paintings, as long as he tries to say it and we have a good laugh.......

The next award is given to those who help perpetuate our beloved board into a state of anarchy on a daily basis. There is no competition, only one nominee, and unfortunately we have to give it to him.
The winner of the phinzee life time achievement award is..samphin. Who else but samphin can turn a thread about his dookie into a thread about his cowardice. Who else but samphin can throw lucky under the bus and imply our beloved member lucky passed out when he should have been working on his part of the phinzees, who but sam........
Growing up on the mean streets of san francisco not only turned sam into one mean ***** but also helped fashion his creative mind into a tornado of ideas, self doubt, and accessorizing. Only one other poster, stitches, has had such a short stint as a moderator, but unlike stitches, samphin was removed because of politics and the fact he tried to decorate the server with glitter and sparkles, and not because he is a hater. with every post samphin shows his comedic talent, especially when he talks about the dodgers. Yes truly sam you may not be from san fransico and all that was said about you may be made up, but who cares. We of the thephins.com salute you.
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If Dom was here this would be very different.

DrAstroZoom · Aug 4, 2008

Samphin said:

And the winner is…..Dr. ASTROZOOM!

The four badge wearing, column writing actor wins yet another award to hang on his mantle along with everything else. Of course, this is the only award that really and truly matters. Nevertheless, the celebrated wheelman form the site wins another well deserved award. Congratulations good sir! You are a winner!
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Sig updated appropriately.

Frumundah Finnatic · Aug 4, 2008

How the hell was I not nominated for anything?
I demand a recount!

Big E · Aug 4, 2008

Mike not being nominated is a GOOD thing..trust me..

Frumundah Finnatic · Aug 4, 2008

FinSane · Aug 4, 2008

Mike13 said:

How the hell was I not nominated for anything?
I demand a recount!
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You would be like the Constitution Party on an electoral ballot.

unluckyluciano · Aug 4, 2008

FinSane said:

You would be like the Constitution Party on an electoral ballot.
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go back to pofo

geek.

mor911 · Aug 4, 2008

The award for best mexican alcoholic...

(drum roll)

The nominees are:

Unluckyluciano

And the winner is...

(drum roll more ****er)

UNLUCKYLUCIANO!!!!!!

FinSane · Aug 4, 2008

mor911 said:

The award for best mexican alcoholic...

(drum roll)

The nominees are:

Unluckyluciano

And the winner is...

(drum roll more ****er)

UNLUCKYLUCIANO!!!!!!
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that award was fixed

Kanye West · Aug 4, 2008

Lucky is here to accept.

unluckyluciano · Aug 4, 2008

mor911 said:

The award for best mexican alcoholic...

(drum roll)

The nominees are:

Unluckyluciano

And the winner is...

(drum roll more ****er)

UNLUCKYLUCIANO!!!!!!
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Oh yeah lucky dominates again. Eat that prep.

Big E · Aug 4, 2008

unluckyluciano said:

Oh yeah lucky dominates again. Eat that prep.
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Prep was disqualified for being an overachiever.

unluckyluciano · Aug 4, 2008

enforcerfin33 said:

Prep was disqualified for being an overachiever.
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not to mention he is honduran........

Kanye West · Aug 5, 2008

enforcerfin33 said:

Prep was disqualified for being an overachiever.
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We will show prep he will overachive no more.

GISH · Aug 5, 2008

Is there a maximum IQ cutoff to be in this conversation? Personally, I think FinSane has been studying last years posts in the filmroom. He's always a step ahead of everyone in the crazy department. I think we should ban him from this thread!!!! Ban him at the stake!!!!!

Stitches · Aug 5, 2008

In_Flames said:

Hmmm I wonder if a Mod can ban another Mod...
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A supermod can ban a mod.

Stitches · Aug 5, 2008

Did I win a phinzee yet?

SICK · Aug 5, 2008

Stitches said:

A supermod can ban a mod.
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yeah you won the "late to the party phinzee"

that was from like.........a week ago lol

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