Samphin and Unluckyluciano present: THE PHINZEES!

Boooo! Recount!

 

Hey can you give me an award please.

 

Warn him

 

lol thephins is so amusing while impaired

 

Screw winning it, I'm honored to be mentioned. That means I'm doing something wrong.

 

What is the award?

 

Woot.....flibber fluggen!

 

Say it loud and proud. But not to loud because you dont want to wake up the folks

 

Gratus spelur.

 

Most likely to get molested by Samphin.....



Congradulations.

 

Is he really

Or is he just boring when he is not drunk

 

Heydo you want me to strike you down with my power. Just ask alen he will tell you what happen to him.

 

yer dumb...you misspelled congradulations...

 

What happen to me?

 

Because the normal way to spell it is gay

 

I made you loss your memory of what I did to you so you would not tell anyone

 

You know exacty what I am talking about.

 

Does he...do you......do I???

 

Is it

Or is it just really cool

 

Come to think of it. The Phinzees sounds more like a disease than an honor.

[Random dude calling in sick]
"Hey Carl, Im not feeling well. I'm not gonna make it to the office today.

Uh, I think it's the Phinzees.

Yeah, I probably got it from Samphin. I heard he singlehandedly gave the entire chairmans commitee the Phinzees last week."

 

Does anyone

Yes peole kno what I am talking about an you do to

Or do you

Yes you do

 

It is ok I will get our Mom to cal his Mom and he will get in trouble.

Yea me and samphin are related"]

 

your sister?

 

Right back to you bro

 

that must be a diff song because i cant imagine sam singing a gunit song lol

 

I know what is that song from

 

the "my buddy" dolls......mine had blonde hair blue eyes....red overalls and a red ball cap......got pics of me in the 80s early 90s with him!

sam knowing the song FTW!

 

good stuff!

 

Lucky what is my award

 

the dr kevorkian of threads award is given to the poster, whose presence can bring an otherwise good thread to a screeching halt. Standing like walls on the google, road blocks on the road to happyville, truly these posters are a cut above, and great at taking the life of threads.
the nominees are....
alen1 - For his awesome portrayal of someone unfunny, alen is a cut above the rest. He can't sing, he can't dance, but he can post a pic and hope it makes other laugh. Truly alen is to threads what carrot top is to roasts on comedy central.

griddles - who else but griddles can turn a friendly roast thread into an episode of oprah. Complete with everything from a tearful narrative of his hardships, to a hug from another poster and gleeful clapping from the rest of the thread truly griddles stands alone as a monster amongst womenly men.

pagan - Sure we all love pagan and his girly pics, but seriously, a red x saying this image has been removed, breaks my sexy time momentum. FIND A NEW HOST PAGAN!!

And the winner is................ GRIDDLES!! Yes truly griddles you are the king of girling up a manly football board. We would like to say your parents would be proud, but your father is neither proud, nor does he enjoy your pink jersey you sport every game day. Congradulations griddles!

The next award is given to the poster whose incoherence in posting has become both loved and loathed whether it has come to exist through the constant abuse of alcohol or otherwise matters not. The nominees are............
the dominizzo award:
ronnie brown town - Sure he may not be drunk but rbt's incoherent posts have already garnered him the name dom jr, and doms illegitimate love child.

samphin - Sure his posts are always hilarious, but what else but alcohol and incoherence can cause this young poster weighing in at 650 lbs, give or take a couple of hundred, and standing at 7 foot 8, give or take some feet, to hide cowardly in his bedroom while a large problem lurks in his toilet. And what else besides alcohol can cause our young friend to cower behind the toilet then quickly realize that is what he is hiding from and cause him to post on thephins about the problem. Truly samphin is a prince amongst the drunk posters.......


lucky - This is just a filler candidate. Never has lucky posted drunk on a thread nor has he ever chased women to their houses that way. As mandated by the parole board, lucky is always sober and as such posts incoherent because he is role playing.......

And the winner is................. ronnie brown town!! Yes truly the one sober candidate to post incoherently ddddd!!??essserrrvvvee1!!sss this award. Much like jackson pollock and ozzie osbourne, it doesn't matter what he is trying to say with words or with paintings, as long as he tries to say it and we have a good laugh.......

The next award is given to those who help perpetuate our beloved board into a state of anarchy on a daily basis. There is no competition, only one nominee, and unfortunately we have to give it to him.
The winner of the phinzee life time achievement award is..samphin. Who else but samphin can turn a thread about his dookie into a thread about his cowardice. Who else but samphin can throw lucky under the bus and imply our beloved member lucky passed out when he should have been working on his part of the phinzees, who but sam........
Growing up on the mean streets of san francisco not only turned sam into one mean ***** but also helped fashion his creative mind into a tornado of ideas, self doubt, and accessorizing. Only one other poster, stitches, has had such a short stint as a moderator, but unlike stitches, samphin was removed because of politics and the fact he tried to decorate the server with glitter and sparkles, and not because he is a hater. with every post samphin shows his comedic talent, especially when he talks about the dodgers. Yes truly sam you may not be from san fransico and all that was said about you may be made up, but who cares. We of the thephins.com salute you.