My reaction when we just pass a "next rest mile 40 miles" sign on a road trip and I instantly have to take a huge dump
Geez man, how many times do i have to say I'm sorry? I genuinely thought tattooing instructions on how to please your wife over her vagina would help your relationship (and quit getting her to call me over when you were at the bank.) I was just trying to do you a solid.
Pleasing your wife.....you know....something in this universe you think you only know.....I was playing off your gif.....you know, we were doing this thing......<hang my head and slowly walk away, sobbing>
You know, there's another way to clear your sinuses that really works well. No this is not a sex joke being set-up. What you do is get pure organic oil (like coconut oil) and pull it back-and-forth through your teeth for 20-30 minutes -- this drains the sinuses like magic. Granted, this takes a lot longer than Sick having sex with his wife. .
Browsing PoFo threads, when FinD, lucky, TDK, daphins, Shula Guy and Jdang all join the conversation simultaneously.
Last night when my girlfriend wanted to have sex so I jumped in the shower real quick and found her passed out when I got out. so naturally the next thing to do was this