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Discussion in 'Site Suggestions and Questions' started by Puka-head, Mar 26, 2012.

What should replace the fist pump?

Poll closed Apr 12, 2012.
  1. ALRIGHT MIAM!

    71.4%
  2. POP THE CHAMPAGNE!

    14.3%
  3. Thank You!

    14.3%
  4. Other

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
Multiple votes are allowed.
  1. Puka-head

    Puka-head My2nd Fav team:___vs Jets Club Member

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    Now that Tony and crew are gone and we are starting over...again...sigh.:pity:

    Anyone else think it is time for the fist pump to ride off into the sunset?

    Or the festering sore that is gangreen.com

    The fist pump just feels, kinda dirty now, like for the last two years we have been mind controlled by a cult of foot worshippers who wanted to replace all TD's with FG's and force all of us to buy Kickers jerseys.

    Or like we have been extras in a bad pornography, or incarcerated, perhaps choir boys could relate.

    I would like to hear your opinions on replacing the fist pump with a more hopeful symbol, perhaps the "reach around" or "pull my hair" would better express our hopes for the future.

    Seriously. Time to do away with this symbol of mediocrity and failure. The good old fashioned thank you would be fine with me.

    Discuss, please.
     
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  2. Oghma

    Oghma Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    The fist pump reminds us where we came from. It is a symbol of the mediocrity that we must overcome.

    When we're back at the top of the game, the fist pump will remind us that the mighty can fall again and it will keep us grounded in reality.

    All hail the fist pump
     
  3. The_Dark_Knight

    The_Dark_Knight Defender of the Truth

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    Retire the fist pump
     
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  4. pennphinfan

    pennphinfan Stelin Canez Arcade Scorz

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    We should wait to see what kind of quirks our new coach has first. Judging by appearances though i think we will end up with "blank stare" or "hip fracture".
     
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  5. Ohio Fanatic

    Ohio Fanatic 30 years and counting Club Member

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    change it
     
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  6. Fin D

    Fin D Sigh Club Member

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    "Fist Pumps" changed to:

    - 2 x 3rd Round Draft Picks
    - a Ross Phone Call
    - a Meet Me in Indy
    - a Schefter Conjecture
    - a Fireland
    - a Columbouttahere
     
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  7. RickyBobby

    RickyBobby VIP DIY

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    my vote would be a Ross phone call
     
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  8. Alex44

    Alex44 Boshosaurus Rex

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    Butt bumps! No-one?
     
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  9. BlameItOnTheHenne

    BlameItOnTheHenne Taking a poop

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    Patience....something will emerge. Although fist pumps will be tough to top.
     
  10. MonstBlitz

    MonstBlitz Nobody's Fart Catcher

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    Agreed. Fist Pumps might not be relevant with Sparano gone, but it's still hilarious. Until the new coach gives us something better to go with, I think it should stay. Just my .02...
     
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  11. firedan

    firedan Well-Known Member

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    We should at least keep the fist pump icon for when we play the Jets as it will be applicable for them now.
     
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  12. RevRick

    RevRick Long Haired Leaping Gnome Club Member

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    How about??

    1. AAAYYYYAAAWWWWW!!!!
    2. I heard THAT!!
    3. YEEEHHHHAAAWWWW!!
    4. Golly Gee Willikers... That's neat!
    5. It's about Bloody Time!
    6. Attaboy and it's polar opposite "Up Yours"
    7. Well, I'll be dipped in Gook.
    and my favorite.
    8. That makes me happier than two pigs in a peach orchard.
     
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  13. GreysonWinfield

    GreysonWinfield Release The Hounds

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    If we top fist pumps then we will be in worse shape than when we were pumping. Hopefully it will Lombardi Trophying in 2-3 years.
     
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  14. Rhody Phins Fan

    Rhody Phins Fan Well-Known Member

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    Fist pumps are what separate us from the animals. We cannot lose the fist pumps.
     
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  15. DeDolfan

    DeDolfan Premium Member Luxury Box

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    Plain old thank you would be sufficient.
     
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  16. CANEPHINS

    CANEPHINS No Tats & Dreads Allowed

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    What about Porpoiseful Post?
     
  17. The_Dark_Knight

    The_Dark_Knight Defender of the Truth

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    How about we just revert back to the tried and true basic "Thanks" until something emerges from Joe Philbin that we can use?

    Sparano's gone. The I'm higher than a kite because we just scored a field goal days are behind us. Let us put the Sparano inspired fist pump behind us as well...PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!
     
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  18. smahtaz

    smahtaz Pimpin Ain't Easy

    Oh great!

    Another rebuild.
     
  19. Vinny Fins

    Vinny Fins Token Gay Dolfan

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    How about a tribute to Mad Dawg and just make it "ALRIGHT MIAMI!"

    This post inspired "ALRIGHT MIAMI"s from 4 users.
     
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  20. Onehondo

    Onehondo Senior Member Club Member

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    Its time to retire the Fist Pump as a reminder of Sparano and Parcels.
    How about a quote from an esteemed country gentleman.
    "Get Er Done!"
     
  21. finsincebirth

    finsincebirth Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    I second that.
     
  22. Starry31

    Starry31 Phins and Heels.

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    Change it to, this post is from a REAL fan because I agree with what they say.

    :tongue2:
     
  23. dolfan32323

    dolfan32323 ty xphinfanx

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    I love the fist pumps... they are still hilarious to me. Keep em until we get a new quirk!
     
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  24. Alex44

    Alex44 Boshosaurus Rex

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    How about "set Jeff Ireland on fire" for all the negative people out there. "This post caused 8 people to set Jeff Ireland on fire!"
     
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  25. Puka-head

    Puka-head My2nd Fav team:___vs Jets Club Member

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    I fist pumped all of you for replying.

    Seems the majority favors regime change.

    A poll would be appropriate I suppose, but I'm a technotard, so I can't do that.

    So...since it was MY idea in the first place, yes, I am awesome, I am nominating and hoping you will support...


    ALLLRIIGHHTTT MMIIIAAAMMIII!!!!!


    All in favor say ALLLRRRIIIGGHHHTTTT!!!!


    I could go with thank you also, but I think a tribute to the mad dog would be fitting.
     
  26. RickyNeverInhaled

    RickyNeverInhaled Well-Known Member

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    How about something to do with dr. Phil since our coach is coach philbin. Or maybe something about Regis philbin
     
  27. cdz12250

    cdz12250 Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    A moron who is obsessed with kicking a ball off the foot for all his points, working for another moron with a foot fetish, is so typical of the Jets.
     
  28. JimToss

    JimToss Thank You Chad Pennington

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    "This post as inspired 'X' users to fly a banner plane over Dolphin Stadium."
     
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  29. RickyNeverInhaled

    RickyNeverInhaled Well-Known Member

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    Approved by Dr. phil
     
  30. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    "Dolphins Fans will not Hold a protest over this post"
    "This post made peyton manning want to join the dolphins"
    "Matt Flynn is feeling your vibe"
    "Ryan Clark would go into higher altitudes to thank you for this post"
     
  31. The_Dark_Knight

    The_Dark_Knight Defender of the Truth

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    Well, I see the staff at ThePhins is STILL keeping with the "Long Live Tony Sparano" fist pumps...STILL

    :pity:
     
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  32. JimToss

    JimToss Thank You Chad Pennington

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    I vote for this!
     
  33. Alex44

    Alex44 Boshosaurus Rex

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    This post caused Matt Flynn to feel the vibe of 18 users.
     
  34. BlameItOnTheHenne

    BlameItOnTheHenne Taking a poop

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    winner
     
  35. Puka-head

    Puka-head My2nd Fav team:___vs Jets Club Member

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    One way or another, this is the very last post I will fist pump. Ever.
     
  36. Alex44

    Alex44 Boshosaurus Rex

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    "This post caused the following 177 users to orgasm uncontrollably"


    Win.

    Edit: Wait....I feel another one coming...resisting urge to one up myself.

    "This post caused Tim Tebow and the following X users to not mention God in their post game interview!"

    Double Edit: Wait....I feel a much much better one coming.

    "This post caused Tim Tebow and the following X users to lose their virginity!"

    Triple Edit: In all seriousness why not something historical? Like about causing the users to "Pop The Champagne " in honor of the 72 Dolphins.
     
  37. Puka-head

    Puka-head My2nd Fav team:___vs Jets Club Member

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    ALRIGHT MIAMI! !!

    Thank You!
    And...

    Pop the champagne! !!
     
  38. Puka-head

    Puka-head My2nd Fav team:___vs Jets Club Member

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    That is three very good candidate for replacing the loser salute.

    Anymore serious ideas before the revolution begins?
     
  39. ToddsPhins

    ToddsPhins Banned

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    Heck with that. How bout "Philbin YoButt" instead? .... as like an anti thank you...... as in "This post caused the following user to Philbin YoButt"......... which I'd give this post for recommending to keep Sparano's fist pump. In the prison sense, not the Key West one.
     
  40. ToddsPhins

    ToddsPhins Banned

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    How 'bout if we change Fist Pumps to "Vehemently Refused to Disagree"?
     

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