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Pouncy Ruled OUT

Discussion in 'Miami Dolphins Forum' started by Bumrush, Nov 23, 2013.

  1. Bumrush

    Bumrush Stable Genius Club Member

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  2. DzakkH13

    DzakkH13 Winning is a Habit

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    Not too big of a surprise. He didn't practice all week.
    Next man up. Garner at Center and Brenner at LG.
     
  3. djphinfan

    djphinfan Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    Does somethin smell shady?
     
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  4. BigDogsHunt

    BigDogsHunt Enough talk...prove it!

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    Hard to say, but felt the same with Incognito being suspended following the CIN game when he sat with Neck injury...maybe he needed 4 weeks off to recover?
     
  5. Fin-Omenal

    Fin-Omenal Initiated

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    Ehh screw it, who needs OL.
     
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  6. FanMarino

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    and the beat continues.....
     
  7. Bpk

    Bpk Premium Member Luxury Box

    Yup. What b.s.

    Suppose this time he'll be doing jagermeister and yard-glasses of beer with Incognito at a tailgate outside the stadium.

    But, he's definitely too ill to play. Mysteriously, and in new ways. Soap-opera style.
     
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  8. Fin-Omenal

    Fin-Omenal Initiated

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    How can any organization function like this? Props to Philbin for fielding a competitive team in the midst of all this Bs.
     
  9. Bpk

    Bpk Premium Member Luxury Box

    Actually, I hope he doesn't come back this season so I get to see the Dolphins attempt to invent at least 5 more semi-credible diseases, conditions and excuses.

    Let the hilarity ensue.

    Suggested Injury Report Excuses For Mike Pouncey (Yes, Joe, you may use these)
    Tonsilitis
    Appendicitis
    Plantar's Wart
    Dysentery
    Allergy-Induced Narcolepsy
    Extreme Threadworm Infestation
    Dehydration
    Heatstroke
    Hyperhidrosis
    Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome (Priapism)
    Benign Paroxysmal Positional Vertigo
    Toxic Public Relations Syndrome
     
  10. Fin-Omenal

    Fin-Omenal Initiated

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    ....erectile dysfunction....herpes...cancer of the mouth.
     
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  11. GMJohnson

    GMJohnson New Member

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    Awesome post lol
     
  12. Samphin

    Samphin Κακό σκυλί ψόφο δεν έχει

    Loss of smile
    Mononucleosis
    Elephantitis of the butt
     
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  13. brandon27

    brandon27 Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    oh man... What next.

    We did fine without him last week... so.. we'll see what happens this weekend, against a better team.
     
  14. Frumundah Finnatic

    Frumundah Finnatic U Mad Miami?

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    You vomit a lot with either one. So yeah he could have thought it was food poisoning and it turned out to be a gallbladder issue.
     
  15. Mcduffie81

    Mcduffie81 Wildcat Club Member

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    Why do I get the feeling he won't play for us ever again?
     
  16. patcobb

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    If this was the case, why not shut it down and not go the "im going to try and play and put of surgery"....
     
  17. djphinfan

    djphinfan Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    If Cognito is in any real trouble, I don't thinkits hard to fathom that Pouncey was right beside him, considering their best friends.
     
  18. Alex13

    Alex13 Tua Time !!! Club Member

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    can an op fix the name on this thread, top 5 center in the game and a so called fan can't spell his name....
     
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  19. Bpk

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    Claw Toes
    Leprosy
    Flesh-Eating Bacteria
    Hot Dog Fingers
    Government Created Nanrobot Infection
    Waking Nightmares
    Podiatric Herpes (Contracted From Rex Ryan)
     
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  20. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    That used to drive me nuts when dolfans spelled it ZacK Thomas. Absolutely looney toons!!


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  21. djphinfan

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    Hmmm, food poisoning?
     

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