Porn inspector wanted

I thought this was a job offer.

 

I know I was going to be first in line.

 

Porn inspector would be a hot, sweaty, and sticky job. I don't think I could handle it properly enough to finish the job at hand.

 

He said job at hand you are slick

 

Yes I am full of innuendo and I just needed to release all of that in this thread as it seems appropriate.

Alright that is quite enough from me.

 

Is that you job at hand

 

Maybe.

 

We dont want to see what floats your boat Calphin. Keep it to your self

 

I sometimes find my laptop on with only my dog in the room, chances are thats what he's up to

 

I have to go scrub my eyes with fire and then put them in a home of fire ants. Thanks Calphin. Once agian whatever floats you boat bro.

 

Our maybe you are just blaming it on the dog when you really did it.

 

ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

Would I want to fluff Ron Jeremy...no. However got respect the guy for his many many accomplishments and he seems like a pretty cool guy off the set.

 

Are you making some sort of sick link between catholic priests and young teenage boys; if so shame on you calphin.

BTW I knew you were joking with the Ron Jeremy fluffer joke calphin.

Also I love the Bob and Tom Show

 

We will keep this between us

 

What ever you and your prist do in your free time is you bissness

 

This thread has the potential of a "I need your help fast" thread.

 

Lets do it ever on post whore as much as possible.

 

are you sure its his ears that grows 3" when he hears porn.

 

Hahahahahaha. Ye more like 1 inch plus 7 inches.

 

Keep telling yourself that RBT.

 

I will because it is true maybe

not so much

wait why am I laughing

I would tell you guys my size but I dont want to get Calphin excited and him hunt me down.

 

Which he should be very good at.

 

I know

 

I am in your territory now try and find me.

 

I knew I was going to be huge.