>Meet chick online 'bout 12 year ago >Looks good in pic; seems like gymnast type w/ cute face >W/ some coercing gives me directions to her place >Drive over w/ hard-on thinkin 'bout naughty things 'bout to do to her >Pick up bottle wine to get her drunk quicker >Excited when I arrive so I park right in front >Knock on door >Troll answers door >Hard-on disappears >just walking in door feels like rape >Girl wishes she's gymnast. Like 4'6 w/ quirky bow legs, flat chest, weak shoulders kinda hunched, pooch belly, face like frog >I'm too nice to leave >engage small talk while looking at door >tell her she looks just like picture... cross fingers behind back >Palms start sweating >don't wanna be here right now >What fuggin waste'a twelve bucks on wine >Hear horn honking outside condo >"What's that horn?" I ask >She goes to window >Asks me where I parked >"Right in front." I say >She says I'm in his spot >"I guess I should move my car." I say >"I want wine open before I get back." I say >Eagerly move car back to my house >Wine becomes collateral damage funny how things work out
I just feel bad for Curtis Painter. I mean, they have so little faith in him there in Indy. This poll is like a sucker punch to the chin. .. ... ..or this:
Whether you own a dog or not, you must appreciate the efforts of this owner to sell her dog. Look at the picture and then read the sales pitch below...... Dog For Sale ------ Free to good home Excellent guard dog. Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore, as there are no more drug pushers, thieves, murderers, or molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat. Most of them knew Jethro only by his Chinese name, Ho Lee Schitt.
WOW. [video=youtube;rFQc7VRJowk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=rFQc7VRJowk#![/video]
My god, it looked like he got so close to some of those trees and even the ground (near a ledge) on the way down. And of course he was like 7 ft off the ground when that guy got his picture (he was moving so fast, lucky the guy got out of the way). An unexpected downward wind (or even one in either direction), could've spelled certain doom. ****ing nuts. I mean, I'm sure he planned it all out and everything, but damn.
i dont know. tonight I put habanero in my pasta. I mean, not trying to bash the guy or anything but he didn't even appear to break a sweat. I'm dripping salty brine all over my table and might pass out at any moment. This guy doesn't know what danger is.
[video=youtube;TABUKagZ5mA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TABUKagZ5mA[/video] -she was barking up the wrong tree with that line of questioning -he should be the new McGruff, sure knows how to take a bite out of crime -man and as a rescue I'll bet he was already on a short leash -that interview was ruff
It was all over after speaking 3 words males don't wanna hear, "Happy Valentines Day"....... There's also "I love you" and "it's your baby" but that's a different story.
Seriously, lmeister, you see how good the dog was during the whole thing..... but as soon as she says "happy valentines day", he's like: only the Mastiff doesn't have hands.
This is now the 729th time this has been posted somewhere on this board. And it's still pretty funny...
I do appreciate that he managed to shut her the **** up though. Everyone else in the room lacked the balls to.
Person actually kills another person, they get three square meals a day and rent free boarding for the rest of their life. Dog needs to do some more time.
