I just saw this too. I think it is safe to say that we should all just hand over our worldy belongings to our new king. The Snake God is among us (cue multiple ***** jokes)
I'm not sure what is more disturbing, insanely huge snakes or the guys who love those creepy *** dolls. Eh, I'm gonna go take a shower.
Life for a hypothetical 100-foot snake is simply not feasible. It couldn't eat enough to sustain itself because it would never sneak up on anything, and there are only so many large, slow, stupid things out there to eat...well, except outside of Giants Stadium on gameday. And it doesn't live there. Its skeletal and muscular structure could never support its weight, nor allow it anything but the most limited mobility.
Hater I, for one, welcome our new oversized scaly overlord. I'd like to remind him that as a trusted internet moderator, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in his underground labyrinth.
Looking at that picture, if you look at the scale of the snake and compare it to the surrounding trees, that snake would be much much bigger than 100 feet. I call BS on this one.
