We haven't signed top talent or traded for anyone yet, but we haven't NOT done these things either! Jeff Ireland hasn't accused any player's mothers of being whores and has only kicked four puppies so far in 2013. Dan Marino is now five years (and counting) without having fathered bastard children. Paul Soliai has decided to change his last name to Solai in an effort to help all of us spell it correctly! Given the Chad Johnson fiasco last year, Joe Philbin has successfully installed swear jars throughout the facility and has already raised enough money to pay for Brian Hartline's plane ticket out of town. Scouts have turned in their detailed report on each player on the upcoming draft and their predicted slots of where they will go and by how much we can reach ahead of that with our draft picks. Sean Smith has lowered his contract demands by supplementing his offseason income with his own brand of burnt toast that he has marketed. And finally, to save time, money and paper, management has decided to just text Jake Long a .gif of Incognito waving goodbye and blowing kisses as their contract negotiation. Fins up!
Sorry Sammie, but the "Hartline being contacted" thread with tripping .gifs..pure comedic gold And you missed the usual post mini camp false hype portion of the offseason's events!
Clemons just offed his fake online girlfriend to rally sympathy for his resigning...Hartline says he attended the funeral, has stub hub receipts to corroborate.
NO, YOU DON'T GET IT!! See, he started a thread with almost the same title, and when someone else COPIES a tittle it's a follower thread because it FOLLOWS the first one. Sure, there are differences, like how punctuation should be used, a different take on what grammar means, and perhaps cohesion of thought, but one came first!!! And really, they're going to send a GIF? This is a professional sporting goods organization we are talking about. I think they can make a youtube video. Show a little class Dolphins.
