***Official Things I LOVE Thread***

I love my loud pipes on my motorcycle. I also love revving my motorcycle unnecessarily at red lights.


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Mom
Sister
Making money
Spending money
Football
Dolphins
Friends
Computers
Champagne
Good music
Mathematical modeling
Machine learning
Basketball
Miami Heat

 

This coming from the guy who laughed his *** off when his wife fell down the stairs.

 

I've grown.

 

That's not what i heard

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Yeah. She totally "fell down the stairs"

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You're confused. Sick would not be the abuser in that marriage.

The only time his wife isn't wearing the pants is when Sick is washing and starching them for her.

 

That would be kind of funny to see. Of course she would be so pissed off, but still funny.

 

Another thing I like, but I can only tell this to women I know....

The average woman says 10,000 words a day while the average man only says 4,000. The look on their faces, priceless.

 

still wont wash away the taste of c***.

 

Didn't know they had that. Is it a bunch of nerds strolling the catwalk wearing Gucci pocket protectors?

 

That's why women never fart they can't keep their mouth shut long enough to build up any pressure.

 

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