I think: Tanny throws 30 picks, is sacked around 56 times. Miller gets benched after week 4 in favor of Jonas Gray, who proceeds to get benched after the BYE week and it's to hell from there. Dallas Thomas remains a starter for all 16 games. Wake and Suh get injured and our defense struggles to stop a single nosebleed. Brent Grimes ages the equivalent of 5 years. And we finish 2-14 this year just barely edging out the Texans, and narrowly escaping the Bills to avoid being swept by the entire division.
Note to self, invest heavily in Hurricane Breweries and some cheap Canadian Scotch distilleries..Dolphins fans gonna dolfan
So what you are saying is I should pick the Redskins in a survival league? I have lost first week every year but one. Which I lasted two weeks.
Well that pessimism reverse jinx worked really really really well for Ed O'Neill ..... Sofia Vergara ? yeah let's go for that