A painter was doing a contract for a brewing company. His ladder was next to a 10000 litre open topped tank that was filled with beer. When he was at the top of the ladder he fell off and landed in the tank. As there was no obvious way to climb out he thought he could drink his way out to avoid drowning. However, he eventually drowned. The police went to pass on the bad news to his wife. "Ma'am, were sorry to tell you but your husband was involved in an accident at work and has sadly passed away." "What happened?" She asked whilst crying her heart out. "He fell off his ladder and drowned in a large tank of beer." "Did he suffer?" "We don't believe he did. He climbed out the tank 7 times to take a piss before he finally drowned."