A man was having trouble going to the bathroom and decided to visit a doctor. After his physical the doctor suggested using a suppository. "Now," the doctor said, "sometimes these are tricky to use and you may have to put them back in a few times. You may even need help. Let me show you." Later that night he was trying and trying with no success to place the suppository. Finally after several minutes he sighed and called for his wife. "Could you please place this in my rectum?" he asked. And being the loving wife she was, agreed. "Just bend over and hold the sink." she said. She placed one hand on his shoulder and was just about to push in the suppository when her husband stood straight up with a look of shock and wonder. "What? Did I hurt you?" his wife asked. After a minute of silent revelation the husband replied. "No, it's just that this morning when the doctor placed one in, he had two hands on my shoulders."