*Off season thread* Release the Kraken !!!

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  1. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    So I am listening to sports radio here in Charlotte NC, and they are talking about Deangelo Williams restructuring and what they should do with the extra cap money.....and all they keep talking about is "paying the kraken"

    I almost slammed on my brakes. I guess Greg Hardy is nicknamed the kraken?! Hold up a minute. Thats already taken.

    so then they are talking about how much money is "good" money....and the host of the morning show in a big market says "its fair to pay him the 30mm that Cam Wake got" !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Whattttt?!??!

    Since 2010 (Hardy came into the league) here is their numbers: (Keep in mind Wake hasnt had Charles Effing Johnson taking up double teams for him.....)

    Hardy: 141 Tackles 18 sacks 5 FF

    Wake: 152 Tackles 37.5 Sacks 6 FF

    give me a effing break!!!!!

    Wake is the one and only Kraken.......sorry had to vent a bit :lol:



















    *this thread is only relevant because its the offseason and OTAs havent started yet, I realize it is not a important discussion*
     
  2. Boik14

    Boik14 Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    Oooooo DJ gonna be so damn mad! :lol:

    There is only 1 kraken and its Cam Wake. Hardy can be the Krackhead if he wants.
     
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  3. Disgustipate

    Disgustipate Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    He's actually had that nickname among more than like 3 people on a message board though, so there's that.
     
  4. SICK

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    Suits him better..
     
  5. padre31

    padre31 Premium Member Luxury Box

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    IIRC, I started calling Wake "the Kraken" when the Clash of the Titans remake was released and Wake had taken over for Joey Porter, inow when Hardy was a Rook and had a whopping 3 sacks.
     
  6. VanDolPhan

    VanDolPhan Club member Club Member

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    Fan base has been referring to Wake as the Kraken before Hardy was even in the league. Simple google search will prove that. Not to mention Hardy named HIMSELF. Was never ever given.
     
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  7. padre31

    padre31 Premium Member Luxury Box

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    Deej can't be to upset, he always writes it as "Kracken" with a "c" anyway.
     
  8. Larryfinfan

    Larryfinfan 17-0...Priceless Club Member

    The only thing I'd disagree with you is that the real Kracken has had big Paul Soliai taking up extra blockers, but there hasn't been anyone of significance on the right side, particularly last year, arguably the Kracken's best year...
     
  9. djphinfan

    djphinfan Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    Wake will eat his babies, I think it's time we pay a visit to his twitter account, and I'm willing to go over to one of their fan sites and get in some ***, set the record strait..

    Anyone know how to tweet this wannabe, Sick is pissed, and we need to do somethin about it.
     
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  10. MikeHoncho

    MikeHoncho -=| Censored |=-

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    Hi. Who is Greg Hardy?

    Sent from my phone using Fapatalk 2
     
  11. djphinfan

    djphinfan Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    Ok, I registered at Carolina huddle website, I posted in the Steve smith thread about Sanchez, I guess I have to get a certain post count up before I can start my Kracken thread..

    My goal is to get banned..

    Yes I'm a grown man, but when it comes to my team, haven't aged in 30 years.
     
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  12. djphinfan

    djphinfan Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    What makes Wake the tru Kracken is the celebration..

    There is no better celebration in the league..and it's time the rest of the NfL starts realizing this dudes massive potential and marketability.
     
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  13. ToddPhin

    ToddPhin Premium Member Luxury Box Club Member

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    Hardy is better suited as Wake's dungeon slave, Phil Kracken.
     
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  14. Rocky Raccoon

    Rocky Raccoon Greasepaint Ghost Staff Member

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    lol. Give 'em hell deej!
     
  15. FanMarino

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    I know which "Kraken" i would want on my team. Nuff said.
     
  16. vizi0n

    vizi0n Boom.. Club Member

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    Interstingly enough we play Carolina this year. Wake better show why he is the true Kracken.
     
  17. xphinfanx

    xphinfanx Stay strong my friends.

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    Dion Jordan should have the speed to chase Newton toward the right straight into the Kracken.

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  18. djphinfan

    djphinfan Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    You know why I know wake is the tru Kracken??, cause I told him so in training camp and he smiled...lol
     
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