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Need Help with a Stupid Christmas Present Idea

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  1. TiP54

    TiP54 Bad Reputation

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    So it's that time of the year again. We are going to give presents to the ones we love on Christm...blah blah blah.

    Who cares. Long story short - (not talking to you, lmeister) my sister is being difficult regarding her present. So I figured I'd do the other direction and get her some RIDICULOUS. We live in South Fla, she will be done here for Christmas but she lives in Seattle. I'm planning on sending it to her. Early candidate is a moose or an elk head, something ridiculous like that simply because she's a girly girl and her boyfriend is a computer wiz, so it would be a great random conversation starter.
    I guess weird art is an option. I am open to idea, willing to spend up to $300-$400 on this.
     
  2. MikeHoncho

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    Does this gift need to include the batteries?
     
  3. TiP54

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    Not everybody at the same time now.
     
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  5. Fin D

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    These brothers I knew, used to give each other the same old dirty pair of jeans for Christmas.

    It went back and forth for a awhile, until one them decided to put them in a garbage can filled garbage and wrapped that up. The next year, the other brother put the jeans in a small slab of concrete with just a piece sticking out and wrapped that up. The brother spent the year breaking it out of the concrete and then had them compacted in an old car and had that delivered to his brother with a bow.

    Obviously this specific thing might be too much, but it could spring an idea.
     
  6. MikeHoncho

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    That's pretty awesome actually.

    Sent from my Transformer TF101 using Tapatalk 4
     
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  7. Fin D

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    How about sending her and her husband on a crazy, long and involved treasure hunt to end up finding a completely stupid thing. You could make it span the year, with certain events through out the year being clues so that they find it next Xmas day. You killed two Xmas days with one gift.
     
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  8. Boik14

    Boik14 Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    What are some of her hobbies? Might spring some ideas if we know what she likes and dislikes...otherwise what can be more awkward then getting her a box of tampons.
     
  9. finyank13

    finyank13 Reality Check

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    12" jelly?

    EDIT: ugh my bad dude I didn't realize that was your sister....
     
  10. SICK

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    Paint your face as "black face" go to olan mills, dress like this:

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    Take a great big huge picture.....like huge framed photo of you giving a thumbs up or something, maybe find some random other black kids to take the photo with you....

    then send her this:

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    With the framed picture and wish her a happy Kwanzaa....
     
  11. Boik14

    Boik14 Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    You should get her boyfriend what lucky gets his sisters boyfriends....A box of condoms. And then for his sister a video camera with a card that says "I'll be watching you".
     
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  12. Paul 13

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    send em your credit card and then report it stolen. :yes:
     
  13. SICK

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    Jelly of the month club
     
  14. bigbry

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    Even CiF wouldnt do that.....it would completely cut him out.
     
  15. McLovin

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    send her a framed oil painting of Kevin Bacon.
     
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  16. Frumundah Finnatic

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    A/s/l?

    Dtf?
     
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  17. Bpk

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    2002?
     
  18. xphinfanx

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    knitted vest

    or some of those balls that hang from a rednecks bumper.

    Either would be a winner for stupid laughs.
     
  19. gunn34

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    Send her and her boyfriend a set of ugly christmas sweaters.
     
  20. TiP54

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    I love you guys, but these ideas are terrible lol

    I'm looking forward to something that she will have for a while that will remind her of a WTF Christmas....like and Elk head. That type of a deal.
     
  21. ToddPhin

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    It'd help if we knew what she looked like naked. Otherwise we're just shooting from the hip here.


    Box up LBfinest and overnight him to her. That qualifies as a stupid Christmas present. :shifty:
     
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  22. cuchulainn

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    Subscription to the Bacon of the Month Club (for him) and a breast exam kit and enema bulb (for her). Gave those for my wife's sister and her hubby one time.

    He was happy. She cried. She's kinda uptight like that though.

    Find a truck stop with lots of messages scribbled on the walls. Take a pic and send it to her so she can contact Barry for a good time. :shifty:
     
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  23. GridIronKing34

    GridIronKing34 Silently Judging You

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    Bring out her inner-redneck!
     
  24. padre31

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    So uhm, he needs to send his sis some head?

    Sick is not busy this christmas/


    :shifty:

    Serious note:

    http://theartisticfarmer.blogspot.com/2013/07/homemade-apple-brandy.html

    Try this, Apple Pie Brandy, homemade, can say with certainty..it's awesome

    Only mod I'd make is to cut back on the sugar, apples are loaded w/sugar, and do not add to many cloves.

    Buy ingredients, let marinate, ship off..dirty little secret is it tastes fine even with cheap Vodka

    And made by yourself, and would fit in quite well with your hippy azz sis...uhm..w/your sister
     
  25. Stitches

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  26. TiP54

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  27. Rocky Raccoon

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    Saw sister and got excited. Then saw boyfriend and stopped caring.

    Therefore, Walmart gift card.
     
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  28. ToddPhin

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    that's what doe said.
     
  29. ToddPhin

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    I didn't even know you had a sister.

    Didn't know you had a boyfriend either. That's the real shocker. Well not really.
     
  30. Rocky Raccoon

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    Sir, I'm from New Jersey, not West Virginia.

    And what if I did have a boyfriend? You got a problem with that, Incognito?
     
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  31. Rocky Raccoon

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    For a serious reply:

    http://www.thisiswhyimbroke.com/

    This site is amazing. They have tons of novelties both hilarious and useful. If you can't find something on that site worthy of a great gift then you should probably never buy a gift again.
     
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  32. ToddPhin

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    No, I just think you can do much better than Finyank is all.
     
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  33. Rocky Raccoon

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    Finyank? Please. I have standards. I like my men to be able to put together a complete sentence.
     
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  34. ToddPhin

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    Buy a pair of girl's panties. Masturbate all over 'em. Add some skidmarks for dramatic affect. Then box them up with a card that says, "I swiped these from you when you were fifteen. Thought you might like to have 'em back".
     
  35. cuchulainn

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  36. Bpk

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    A great time! I'll show her how to properly use that kit and bulb while hubby is at home making bacon. Kidding of course. I will not show up at the truck stop because I will be eating bacon with her hubby.

    (Also I can't go to the truckstop because Maynard threatened to choke me with an eggplant if I trespassed on "my sacred booreal grounds" again.)
     
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  37. Bpk

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    Or just use the ones you swiped from her when she 15
     
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  38. Bpk

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    Just so long as they can't tell four inches from a foot. You can't have that.
     
  39. Bpk

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    That's amazing! But Stitches clearly got there first. The poo-soap is sold out.
     
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  40. Bpk

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    Not every gay you know is automatically your boifriend.
     

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