Need help naming my dog

Nappy

 

Baxter F*ckbone Shenanigans

But then again I have a dog named Milwaukee Jones, so you probably shouldn't listen to me.

 

Cute dog! English Bulldogs are a lot of hard work and upkeep. I'm sure you did your homework though.

Go the Dolphin player route. He looks like a Ricky to me. And you did say you needed something "dope".

 

You need something dope? How 'bout Cain?

















anyone doesn't know what cain is, look it up. lol

 

He looks like a Chud to me.

 

Mr. T

 

amphetamine

 

Dog. After the cartoon character Dog, from CatDog.

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He looks slow and lazy but has strength in his arms and legs.
Name him Odrick....

 

He has a high motor, so go with "Motor".

 

Wait, your GF doesn't want anything drug related? And by GF I mean not a wife.
I take either she bought you the dog or you're a giant puss. lol
You can't tell her Cain as in the wrestler? <I know it's spelled differently but phonetically it's the same>

If the GF doesn't care for Cain then call him P*ssy Magnet. I'm sure she'll like that one better.
That cute lil guy's gonna get you laid big time. I'd be at the park "throwing the frisbee" every damn day.

 

Hold up, something's wrong with this picture. Your GF didn't have a problem choosing the type of guy who would rumble through 50 different drug related names for his dog but she does have a problem naming a dog something drug related?


Call him Zonk. Perfect fit.

 

Lebron James Epic Block On Tiago Splitter should be his name.

 

Name him Zach

 

Rufus


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My buddy is a Avalanche fan and named his Dog Duke, because everytime he sees him he goes, Hey Duke, (Milan Hejduk, long time Avs player)

 

Lebron's Dong.

 

You copying my fantasy team Giselle's Dong?

 

Deogee

D-O-G

Deogee


Or Deo for short

 

"Cousin Oliver"

 

Short, stubby legs.

Stubbs.

 

classic dirty Harry dog name: "Sh-thead"

I think that was a bulldog too?

 

Lennox

The english fighter

 

Was it toss up between that and Whitedog?

 

call him cracka *** cracka

 

Chunks

 

I have 21 years with bulldogs. Pm me if you have any questions/need help.

 

Worst name ever

 

Name him: The Mor

 

Name him Scuzzy or.......

Assorted Mustard

 

Juan Huron

 

You're just asking for an egotistical dog if you name him that....

 

Nappy, name him "whitey" because until like a year ago, everyone thought you were black....but you're white...

 

Was it a toss up between that and "Trying Desperately To Be Clever"?