My Dad just told me the BEST. JOKE. EVER...

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CashInFistCashInFistForum VeteranOP
Jun 12, 2015, 06:53 PM

I just got off the phone with my dad. Yes, he is doing better, and is going to the Cleveland Clinic on June 22nd.

Here it is:

DAD: Here's a good joke for you.

ME: Ok. What is it?

DAD: What has a one inch penis and hangs down?

ME: I don't know?

DAD: A bat.

ME: LOL

DAD: What has a ten inch penis and hangs up?

ME: I don't know?

DAD: ........***CLICK***.........***DIAL TONE***

I can't stop laughing. :lol:

Boik14Boik14Supporter
Jun 12, 2015, 06:59 PM

Penis jokes with your dad. In West Virginia. Stereotype much?

CashInFistCashInFistForum Veteran
Jun 12, 2015, 08:41 PM

"Boik14 wrote:

Penis jokes with your dad. In West Virginia. Stereotype much?

I'd thank this post but my GF and son are on our way to go camping for the weekend and I can't thank on Tapatalk. LOL

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Boik14Boik14Supporter
Jun 12, 2015, 08:58 PM

"CashInFist wrote:

I'd thank this post but my GF and son are on our way to go camping for the weekend and I can't thank on Tapatalk. LOL

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Is this the 18 year old one with the 5000 post thread?

CashInFistCashInFistForum Veteran
Jun 12, 2015, 09:19 PM

"Boik14 wrote:

Is this the 18 year old one with the 5000 post thread?

#2

LOL

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MikeHonchoMikeHonchoSupporter
Jun 12, 2015, 10:20 PM

"CashInFist wrote:

I just got off the phone with my dad. Yes, he is doing better, and is going to the Cleveland Clinic on June 22nd.

Here it is:

DAD: Here's a good joke for you.

ME: Ok. What is it?

DAD: What has a one inch penis and hangs down?

ME: I don't know?

DAD: A bat.

ME: LOL

DAD: What has a ten inch penis and hangs up?

ME: I don't know?

DAD: ........***CLICK***.........***DIAL TONE***

I can't stop laughing. :lol:

Headcoach material wouldn’t want to work somewhere they’re not trusted with actual football decisions.

CashInFistCashInFistForum Veteran
Jun 13, 2015, 04:26 AM

"lmeister3 wrote:

My son loved your post here. As usual. LOL

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#1 fan#1 fanForum Veteran
Jun 13, 2015, 01:02 PM

I tried this on my girlfriend. She called me back and said "Is it a bat?"

CashInFistCashInFistForum Veteran
Jun 16, 2015, 09:09 AM

Has anyone else got somebody with this joke already? I got 3 of my friends and my ex now. Even my ex LOL'd. (and she's a freakin' b**ch) :lol:

McLovinMcLovinForum Veteran
Jun 16, 2015, 10:16 AM

Rob

xphinfanxxphinfanxForum Veteran
Jun 19, 2015, 02:03 PM

"#1 fan wrote:

I tried this on my girlfriend. She called me back and said "Is it a bat?"

At least she didn't say Frank.

That's why they play the games!:yes:

xphinfanxxphinfanxForum Veteran
Jun 19, 2015, 02:44 PM

Ok so I have this one driver that is a funny smart @$$ all the time. I just called him on his cell and say.

Him: Hello

Me: What has a one inch penis and hangs down?

Him: Click.

Shortly after he comes across the company radio: Ha Ha Ha your not gunna get me.

Sh**&^&%$%&^*(*^$
:angry:

That's why they play the games!:yes: