My Dad just told me the BEST. JOKE. EVER...
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I just got off the phone with my dad. Yes, he is doing better, and is going to the Cleveland Clinic on June 22nd.
Here it is:
DAD: Here's a good joke for you.
ME: Ok. What is it?
DAD: What has a one inch penis and hangs down?
ME: I don't know?
DAD: A bat.
ME: LOL
DAD: What has a ten inch penis and hangs up?
ME: I don't know?
DAD: ........***CLICK***.........***DIAL TONE***
I can't stop laughing. :lol:

"Boik14 wrote:
Penis jokes with your dad. In West Virginia. Stereotype much?
I'd thank this post but my GF and son are on our way to go camping for the weekend and I can't thank on Tapatalk. LOL
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"CashInFist wrote:
I'd thank this post but my GF and son are on our way to go camping for the weekend and I can't thank on Tapatalk. LOL
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Is this the 18 year old one with the 5000 post thread?
"Boik14 wrote:
Is this the 18 year old one with the 5000 post thread?
#2
LOL
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"CashInFist wrote:
I just got off the phone with my dad. Yes, he is doing better, and is going to the Cleveland Clinic on June 22nd.
Here it is:
DAD: Here's a good joke for you.
ME: Ok. What is it?
DAD: What has a one inch penis and hangs down?
ME: I don't know?
DAD: A bat.
ME: LOL
DAD: What has a ten inch penis and hangs up?
ME: I don't know?
DAD: ........***CLICK***.........***DIAL TONE***
I can't stop laughing. :lol:

Headcoach material wouldn’t want to work somewhere they’re not trusted with actual football decisions.
"lmeister3 wrote:
My son loved your post here. As usual. LOL
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I tried this on my girlfriend. She called me back and said "Is it a bat?"
Has anyone else got somebody with this joke already? I got 3 of my friends and my ex now. Even my ex LOL'd. (and she's a freakin' b**ch) :lol:

Rob
"#1 fan wrote:
I tried this on my girlfriend. She called me back and said "Is it a bat?"
At least she didn't say Frank.
That's why they play the games!:yes:
Ok so I have this one driver that is a funny smart @$$ all the time. I just called him on his cell and say.
Him: Hello
Me: What has a one inch penis and hangs down?
Him: Click.
Shortly after he comes across the company radio: Ha Ha Ha your not gunna get me.
Sh**&^&%$%&^*(*^$
:angry:
That's why they play the games!:yes: