my city achieves infamy.......

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opfinisticNew Member

Oct 21, 2009, 12:38 PM

"Jeffrey wrote:
I have the sudden urge for a burrito.

I can almost hear Lucky unzipping......:shifty:

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Phinvader BillNew Member

Oct 21, 2009, 12:48 PM

Note to self...Move to El Paso if the wife ever leaves me. I'll be the best looking guy there. :D

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ALalen1New Member

Oct 21, 2009, 12:57 PM

"Phinvader Bill wrote:
Note to self...Move to El Paso if the wife ever leaves me. I'll be the best looking guy there. :D

Or the ugliest looking girl. :shifty:

opfinisticNew Member

Oct 21, 2009, 01:02 PM

Zing!

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Colorado DolfanNew Member

Oct 21, 2009, 01:14 PM

Now that I think about it, I'm convinced the ugliness factor in El Paso has risen since 1976...

...since that's when I left there.

:up:

Get dirty, get bloody, get sweaty...

...get happy.

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unluckylucianoNew Member

Oct 21, 2009, 01:16 PM

"alen1 wrote:
Or the ugliest looking girl. :shifty:

or just an average tranny.

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Charlie: If you're not as educated or as informed what you do is you start your own party and you yell the loudest.

Phinvader BillNew Member

Oct 21, 2009, 01:20 PM

They do have a really good Dol-Fan club there, so that's another plus.

http://www.myspace.com/elpdolphinfanclub

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like2godluxury_box

Oct 21, 2009, 01:22 PM

"unluckyluciano wrote:
or just an average tranny.

And you came up with this tranny grading scale how?

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opfinisticNew Member

Oct 21, 2009, 01:24 PM

"like2god wrote:
And you came up with this tranny grading scale how?

By the inch.

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JeffreyNew Member

Oct 21, 2009, 01:24 PM

You guys are hilarious.

A dark spirit has come upon you.

unluckylucianoNew Member

Oct 21, 2009, 01:26 PM

"opfinistic wrote:
By the inch.

excuse me? you mean by the foot.

divided by 12 inches :cry:

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Charlie: If you're not as educated or as informed what you do is you start your own party and you yell the loudest.

opfinisticNew Member

Oct 21, 2009, 01:26 PM

We have our moments

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unluckylucianoNew Member

Oct 21, 2009, 01:27 PM

"like2god wrote:
And you came up with this tranny grading scale how?

only God can judge me and how I react when Im lonely!

thanks to VO for the sick ass sigs.

Charlie: If you're not as educated or as informed what you do is you start your own party and you yell the loudest.

like2godluxury_box

Oct 21, 2009, 01:36 PM

"unluckyluciano wrote:
only God can judge me and how I react when Im lonely!

I have no desire to judge you. Believe me, my opinion of you couldn't possibly get any lower, so why put in the effort? :hi5:

I love you Mom, you are the greatest woman that I've ever known.

unluckylucianoNew Member

Oct 21, 2009, 01:37 PM

"like2god wrote:
I have no desire to judge you. Believe me, my opinion of you couldn't possibly get any lower, so why put in the effort? :hi5:

oooooooo theres someone I was dying to impress. pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft. stoopid.

thanks to VO for the sick ass sigs.

Charlie: If you're not as educated or as informed what you do is you start your own party and you yell the loudest.

JeffreyNew Member

Oct 21, 2009, 01:37 PM

Wowzers.

A dark spirit has come upon you.

like2godluxury_box

Oct 21, 2009, 01:39 PM

"unluckyluciano wrote:
oooooooo theres someone I was dying to impress. pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft. stoopid.

Are you talking about me or the tranny?

I love you Mom, you are the greatest woman that I've ever known.

unluckylucianoNew Member

Oct 21, 2009, 01:41 PM

"like2god wrote:
Are you talking about me or the tranny?

depends, did you change your name from just "the tranny" to something else?

thanks to VO for the sick ass sigs.

Charlie: If you're not as educated or as informed what you do is you start your own party and you yell the loudest.

like2godluxury_box

Oct 21, 2009, 01:49 PM

"unluckyluciano wrote:
depends, did you change your name from just "the tranny" to something else?

I love you Mom, you are the greatest woman that I've ever known.

Frumundah FinnaticNew Member

Oct 21, 2009, 02:57 PM

"unluckyluciano wrote:
mexicans don't inbreed stupid, and seeing as how floridas the trailer park capital of the world......................... is inbreeding where you really want to take this conversation?

Cubans dont inbreed either stoopid

I do wonder why I have a deformed hand

and of course there's trailer parks here, why else do you think this state is shaped like a penis?

...Wait what?

MonstBlitz;2232016 wrote:
It wouldn't surprise me if he is retained. Jeff Ireland is the nightmare that won't end. The **** stain you cannot flush. The Herpes for which there is no cure.

opfinisticNew Member

Oct 21, 2009, 03:08 PM

"Frumundah Finnatic wrote:
Cubans dont inbreed either stoopid
I do wonder why I have a deformed hand
and of course there's trailer parks here, why else do you think this state is shaped like a penis?
...Wait what?

Like Gallagher once said, he's loves Florida because it looks like the US is pissing on Cuba. :chuckle:

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unluckylucianoNew Member

Oct 21, 2009, 08:52 PM

"opfinistic wrote:
Like Gallagher once said, he's loves Florida because it looks like the US is pissing on Cuba. :chuckle:

i think its time to close a thread when people start quoting gallagher :pity:

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Charlie: If you're not as educated or as informed what you do is you start your own party and you yell the loudest.

padre31luxury_box

Oct 21, 2009, 08:58 PM

"unluckyluciano wrote:
mexicans don't inbreed stupid, and seeing as how floridas the trailer park capital of the world......................... is inbreeding where you really want to take this conversation?

What?

Everyone is someone's third or fourth cousin or niece, how is it possible unless some Mexicans move to Alberta or some other place and start a new tribe of non cousin Mexicans?

unluckylucianoNew Member

Oct 21, 2009, 09:10 PM

"padre31 wrote:
What?
Everyone is someone's third or fourth cousin or niece, how is it possible unless some Mexicans move to Alberta or some other place and start a new tribe of non cousin Mexicans?

yeah yeah you hate mexicans because they don't vote republican. I see how it is paddy.

thanks to VO for the sick ass sigs.

Charlie: If you're not as educated or as informed what you do is you start your own party and you yell the loudest.

padre31luxury_box

Oct 21, 2009, 09:15 PM

"unluckyluciano wrote:
yeah yeah you hate mexicans because they don't vote republican. I see how it is paddy.

A splinter group of mexicans could move to Alberta and marry some nice local Canadian girls and stop the viscious "she is your third cousin cycle' Lucky.

Think about it "Juan Hernandez Rodriquez Villa de Janahato la paz de lobos Egbert III"

It would be beautiful, sort of like the lost tribe of Mexicans who headed north and were never heard from again...except for nights and weekends when the calling card minutes last longer...