my city achieves infamy.......

You must be so proud...

 

to be fair to the rest of the city though, you bring everyone elses stats down a lot

 

Zing!

 

This might help if used consistently over the next 20 years or so.

 

God I hope you never made that mistake.

 

I hate condoms. They take away all the feeling!! haha Anyone remember that movie? Don't Be A Menace In South Central While Drinking Your Juice In The Hood

 

How is Miami #3 on the list? Damn New York transplants dragging us down

 

HEY!

It was us handsome NYer's that kept you trolls from being #2 on the list. Remember that Shrek.

 

I think the Cuban women have offset the NYers and helped keep us from being #1 on the ooogly chart.

 

wasnt it not to long ago they said Miami was the best looking people in the US? im confused..

 

The beautiful people. The beautiful people.

 

Eye of the beholder.

 

Ah yes, those sexy ladies with the back hair and mustaches.



Yummy

 

Rosie isn't Cuban.

Here's a better example:

 

Toastin' the stoagies.

 

Isnt that a sign that its time to outlaw inbreeding in El Paso?

 

Knowing him, yes, if it wasn't for inbreeding he wouldn't be here.

 

I have the sudden urge for a burrito.

 

I can almost hear Lucky unzipping......

 

Note to self...Move to El Paso if the wife ever leaves me. I'll be the best looking guy there.

 

Or the ugliest looking girl.

 

Zing!

 

Now that I think about it, I'm convinced the ugliness factor in El Paso has risen since 1976...

...since that's when I left there.

 

They do have a really good Dol-Fan club there, so that's another plus.

http://www.myspace.com/elpdolphinfanclub

 

And you came up with this tranny grading scale how?

 

By the inch.

 

You guys are hilarious.

 

We have our moments

 

I have no desire to judge you. Believe me, my opinion of you couldn't possibly get any lower, so why put in the effort?