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  1. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    :evil:

    I just applied to be a monster.....for scarowinds

    http://www.scarowinds.com/

    its like halloween horror nights at universal.....but up here at carowinds park in nc/sc......its like 8 bucks an hour.....but i would take 4 bucks an hour part time to scare the **** out of people.....haha iam so excited about this, i hope i get the gig!!!!

    with my acting experience, and ugly mug....i should be a fuggin shoe in!
     
  2. anlgp

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    haha awesome good luck :up:
     
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  3. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    pics will surely follow if i get the gig.....and when i get dressed up for the part.....
     
  4. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    didnt you try out to be snow white also................
     
  5. byroan

    byroan Giggity Staff Member Administrator Luxury Box

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    You'll enjoy it. I worked for Carowinds for 2 years when I lived in Charlotte. I worked Scarowinds but never as an "official" monster. Didn't stop me from scaring little kids.
     
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  6. Phinperor

    Phinperor formerly In_Flames Luxury Box

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    I want to go to this! :yes:
     
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  7. Den54

    Den54 Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    AMERICA!
    Why dress up?
     
  8. cnc66

    cnc66 wiley veteran, bad spelur Luxury Box

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    Break a leg brother!
     
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  9. SICK

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    you should apply also.....haha friday and sat nights.....get paid 8 bucks an hour to scare people hahaha
     
  10. Big E

    Big E Plus sized porn star

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    You two scare the ish out of me anyways...and now you will get paid for it...sweet.
     
  11. DrAstroZoom

    DrAstroZoom Canary in a Coal Mine Luxury Box

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    Mrs. Z. worked a haunted house like this in Phoenix and has some wonderful stories about the hysterically panicked reactions of certain demographic segments.
     
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  12. GridIronKing34

    GridIronKing34 Silently Judging You

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    You'll lose your voice for about 2 or 3 days, I can guarantee that.
     
  13. HardKoreXXX

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    I had a girl break up with me once because of the people who dress up at Universal Studios "Fright Night".

    I got drunk and thought it would be hilarious to scare the people attempting to scare us. I hid in the bushes and after they jumped out, I jumped out with a "BAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!"

    According to her, I ruined the experience for all involved... *****.
     
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  14. Frumundah Finnatic

    Frumundah Finnatic U Mad Miami?

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    You should have stuck it in her pooper.
     
  15. Samphin

    Samphin Κακό σκυλί ψόφο δεν έχει

    She, happens to be a taintstick.

    I got thrown out of a haunted house in San Jose because I turned the corenr and some broad jumped out with some big *** mask and scared the bejesus out of me. Out of instinct, I took a poke at her and knocked her *** to the ground. She wasn't hurt, but she was mad and security came and escorted me out.

    Oh, I was drunker than hell at the time too.
     
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  16. DrAstroZoom

    DrAstroZoom Canary in a Coal Mine Luxury Box

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    My haunted house story:

    I was with a tour group in Niagara Falls, and we went to this cheesy haunted house that was mostly inaccessible. To make it up to me, the proprietor allowed me to hide behind a corner play the part of the "Therapist with the 10-Foot Tongue," which was accomplished by my wielding a broomstick with a giant sopping wet sponge attached to it. He told me to use it to just whack anyone that walked by. Good times.
     
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  17. SICK

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    so i got called back from the HR dept.....they said with my theatre credentials....that "walking around scaring people" is not the job for me....they want me to audition tonight for one of the roles of a "monster bash" show they put on like 4-5 times a night......

    so yea....that would be kickass!!!
     
  18. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    :lol: thats ****ing cool.
     
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  19. Big E

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    I didnt know hosting a radio show was considered a credential.....sign me up!!:shifty:
     
  20. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    heh....did 5 plays in 4 years of highschool......state competitions, duncan theatre at pbcc.....lots of cool stuff....enjoyed it alot. wish i could afford to stick with acting.
     
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  21. cnc66

    cnc66 wiley veteran, bad spelur Luxury Box

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    I was going to ask, this answered it. I love theater.. act, sing, sorta dance, build sets, tech shows.. it's just SO cool being on the inside. My first show was Jesus Christ Superstar, second was Tommy.. hellofa way to get started :up:
     
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  22. Big E

    Big E Plus sized porn star

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    I played a christmas tree in middle school.....aced it.
     
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  23. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    i played a drunk guy on an episode of cops.
     
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  24. DrAstroZoom

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    Fantastic, Sick. Keep us posted. Sounds like a terrifically fun gig.

    I'm going to try and get Mrs. Z. to smuggle in a camera to one of my upcoming rehearsals and tape a little footage of my singing to post here.
     
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  25. BigDogsHunt

    BigDogsHunt Enough talk...prove it!

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    Like many here I have always enjoyed a good Haunted House experience, but my home town had a tragic event occur and I am less excited by the idea since. I have still gone, and taken my girls, etc...but my head is on a swivel always getting my bearings for the closest exit, etc.

    This was my Sr. Year of HS! Just before Graduation.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haunted_Castle_at_Six_Flags_Great_Adventure


    Please be safe!
     
  26. TrueDolFan

    TrueDolFan Minion of Satan

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    Just don't be this guy, Sick.

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRDfBASgNNk"]YouTube - Prank Gone Bad ( instict punch)[/ame]
     
  27. Big E

    Big E Plus sized porn star

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    The other guy better hope its not Sick,,,sick would likely kill him.
    BEST.
    HAUNTED HOUSE.
    EVER.
     
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  28. SICK

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    pay money....to really get killed......:evil:
     
  29. opfinistic

    opfinistic Braaaaains!

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    Went to Halloween Horror Nights at universal about 8 years ago with this waitress that worked for me. Got her stinky drunk and stoned outta her head. An hour or so in the park we wandered into an area where dudes with chainsaws came out and chased you. She urinated in her pants. We had to leave. She fell down in the parking garage and bumped her head. Went back to the hotel. She was stinky and her head hurt. I got no va-jay-jay that night. :(
     
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  30. HardKoreXXX

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    That she remembers :shifty:
     
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  31. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    no joke all of a sudden we are supposed to believe opie has standards....... bwahahahaha
     
  32. opfinistic

    opfinistic Braaaaains!

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    :shifty:

    Shoulda just rolled her over and given her the Frumundah Finnatic.

    She smelled like Aunt Doris for Chrissakes!
     
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  33. HardKoreXXX

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    Hey, we've all "gone there" with a girl who was half-cocked and probably in a medical coma. The important thing is we rationalize it by convincing ourselves we were just as drunk :up:
     
  34. Frumundah Finnatic

    Frumundah Finnatic U Mad Miami?

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    ahh the joys of being -3 years old.
     
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  35. Fin D

    Fin D Sigh

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    Sooooooo, you didn't get your money back then? Or was all this extra?


    Anyway, I don't know why Sick is so excited, I scare people...and children all the time...don't need an application.








    What?
     
  36. Big E

    Big E Plus sized porn star

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    Well stop yelling at rich people for scaring off bums for godssake!
     
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  37. opfinistic

    opfinistic Braaaaains!

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    No money.
    No hooha.
    Just fapped and cried over her unconscious body.
     
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  38. Sethdaddy8

    Sethdaddy8 Well-Known Member

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    beware...the oldest 21 year old, in the woooooorld!!!
     
  39. Samphin

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    I have a great story about fapping that occurred recently. Its like...the reverse Tucker Max.
     
  40. SICK

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    hahaha not only did they hire me....they loved me...and i will be one of the main haunters in their main attraction haunted themed mazes
     

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