I stabbed a man in the neck for calling me John instead of Johnny......what did you do to get in here? "Oh I fought canaries".
Wait till they blow the whistle on Lucky's Gopher Tortoise fighting ring. The average battle can take 36 months.
What kind of degenerate do you have to be to fight canaries? I guess these Connecticut folk think they're cutting edge. That dogs and roosters are for commoners.