Mitch Hedberg is like tupac, he is having a CD that coming out September 9th. The title is Do You Believe In Gosh? and it was recorded a little before his death
That guy was awesome. "I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later."
my favorite joke of his! yeah he died in 2005, and it was posted on his web site on April 1st, so many thought it was a april fools joke... unfortunately it was not
My friend gave me a picture, 'Here is a picture of when I was younger.' Every picture of you is when you are younger. 'Here is a picture of when I am older.' You son-of-a-*****. How did you pull that off? Where did you get that camera at?
Gotta miss Mitch (R.I.P)...Here were some of my favs: "I want to hang a map of the world in my house then I’m gonna put pins into all the locations that I’ve travelled to. But first I’m gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it won’t fall down." "I tried to walk into Target, but I missed." "If you find yourself lost in the woods, **** it, build a house. Well, I was lost but now I live here. I have severely improved my predicament." "I order the club sandwich all the time, but I'm not even a member, man. I don't know how I get away with it." "I hope the next time I move I get a real easy phone number, something that's real easy to remember. Something like two two two two two two two two. I would say "Sweet." And then people would say, "Mitch, how do I get ahold of you?" I'd say, "Just press two for a while. And when I answer, you will know you have pressed two enough." "My apartment is infested with koala bears. Its the cutest infestation ever. Much better than cockroaches. I turn the lights on and the koalas scatter. I'm like, come back! I want to hold one of you, and feed you a leaf." "You know when it comes to racism, people say: " I don't care if they're black, white, purple or green"... Ooh hold on now: Purple or Green? You gotta draw the line somewhere! To hell with purple people! - Unless they're suffocating - then help'em." "When i was little i used to lay in my twin sized bed at night wondering where my brother was. I have a king sized bed, i don't know any kings, but if i ever meet one i can tell him "you will not believe what i have in store for you!" "This is made to your exact specifications!" Hey, i think i can hook up your lady too!."
