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Message from the CDC

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  1. Phinvader Bill

    Phinvader Bill The all new Mr. Event

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    Information about Gonorrhea Lectim ...


    The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of this old disease. The disease it called Gonorrhea Lectim. It's pronounced "Gonna re-elect 'em," and it is a terrible obamanation.

    The disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior involving putting your cranium up your rectum. Many victims contracted it in 2008 ... but now most people, after having been infected for the past 1-2 years, are starting to realize how destructive this sickness is.

    It's sad because Gonorrhea Lectim is easily cured with a new drug just coming on the market called Votemout. You take the first dose in 2010 and the second dose in 2012 and simply don't engage in such behavior again; otherwise, it could become permanent and eventually wipe out all life as we know it.

    Several states are already on top of this, like Virginia and New Jersey, and apparently now Massachusetts, with many more seeing the writing on the wall.

    Please pass this important message on to all those bright folks you really care about.


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  2. MikeHoncho

    MikeHoncho -=| Censored |=- Club Member

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    asshattery?
     
  3. finsincebirth

    finsincebirth Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    Eh more suited for the pofo imo.
     
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  4. azfinfanmang

    azfinfanmang Premium Member Luxury Box

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    This is entertainingly accurate. :shifty:
     
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  5. eric

    eric New Member

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    "votemout" sounds like the medicine people took in 2008.
     
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  6. Fin D

    Fin D Sigh Club Member

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    Teapartirectumee:

    The medical practice of removing the brain and then placing the head inside the rectum. It is the only known cure for serious medical ailments like Logic and Reason.
     
  7. Ohio Fanatic

    Ohio Fanatic Oh, Oh, Oh Fitzmagic Club Member

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    Be-U-T-full

    [EDIT] hope you don't mind, but I'm going to put that on my Facebook page. I rarely ever update it, but this is too good. I will give credit though.
     
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    Fin D Sigh Club Member

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