Merged: You can't make stuff like this up. LOL!
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From the NY Daily News:
The education of Mark Sanchez has officially entered the no pouting phase. A year after the Jets instituted a color-coded system to help improve the quarterback's decision-making, the team has decided to fine Sanchez a nominal amount if he displays poor body language in practice.
The coaches instituted a playful Bad Body Language fine system last week similar to the light-hearted fines that the team imposed on Rex Ryan for eating pretzel M&Ms during training camp.
"It's just fun stuff where if we see his body language get the best of him," offensive coordinator Brian Schottenheimer said. "He's a passionate guy that loves to play. So we just stay on him about that. ... It's a fun way for us to stay on him about, 'Hey, look. You're the leader. Stay composed. Handle your business: good, bad or indifferent.'"
".. hell you even have a fireman who rubs his balls on another mans head for three hours a week.. show some class, don't make fun of us poor Dolphins fans. :shifty:" ~ cnc66
"There is no sweeter nectar, than the misery riddled tears of Jets fans." ~ Finascious D
He's such a little girl. However, Brady needs one of these fines too. He's the biggest whiner in football.
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"Pagan wrote:
From the NY Daily News:
I guess its always been true.
Sanchez is a Bieber loving, pouty, wiener eater
"Finascious D wrote:
I guess its always been true.
Sanchez is a Bieber loving, pouty, wiener eater
That would be hot dog.....Weiners are totally different than hot dogs, and much better Fin-D...come thru we will eat like 8 of them and puke...

“If you told me A-Rod flew on a spaceship from Mars to here, I wouldn't be surprised."--thephins.com poster Ray Finkle on A-Rod
"finyank13 wrote:
That would be hot dog.....Weiners are totally different than hot dogs, and much better Fin-D...come thru we will eat like 8 of them and puke...
Wiener eater is funnier than hot dog eater.
I appreciate the offer.
"finyank13 wrote:
Weiners are totally different than hot dogs, and much better Fin-D...come thru we will eat like 8 of them ...
Wow, take that out of context...
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"finyank13 wrote:
That would be hot dog.....Weiners are totally different than hot dogs, and much better Fin-D...come thru we will eat like 8 of them and puke...
?????
".. hell you even have a fireman who rubs his balls on another mans head for three hours a week.. show some class, don't make fun of us poor Dolphins fans. :shifty:" ~ cnc66
"There is no sweeter nectar, than the misery riddled tears of Jets fans." ~ Finascious D
"It's just fun stuff where if we see his body language get the best of him," offensive coordinator Brian Schottenheimer said. "He's a passionate guy that loves to play. So we just stay on him about that. ... It's a fun way for us to stay on him about, 'Hey, look. You're the leader. Stay composed. Handle your business: good, bad or indifferent.'"
If Schotty and his staff (ummm- coaching staff, not the other one :shifty:) are spending so much time "staying on him", then no wonder Mark's regressing. :lol:

Poor Body Language
Mark Sanchez is being fined for poor body language in practice. An interesting philosophy.
What does this really say? Does Sanchez just not get it? When you should be doing something that is obvious to the rest where do you hit a person to get their attention........in the pocket book......hhhhmmmmmmm
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Nah, don't work on his 50% throwing percentage, but those slumping shoulders need to be addressed!

".. hell you even have a fireman who rubs his balls on another mans head for three hours a week.. show some class, don't make fun of us poor Dolphins fans. :shifty:" ~ cnc66
"There is no sweeter nectar, than the misery riddled tears of Jets fans." ~ Finascious D
Of course by this:
A year after the Jets instituted a color-coded system to help improve the quarterback's decision-making
...they of course mean they had to explain that he was actually supposed to throw to the guys in the puke green jersees.
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