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McLovin has no friends

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Rocky Raccoon, Mar 3, 2015.

  1. Rocky Raccoon

    Rocky Raccoon Greasepaint Ghost Staff Member

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    He has paid me a substantial amount of money to make this thread wishing him a Happy Birthday.

    Since no one likes him, I don't expect anyone to reply or send him any birthday wishes. Nevertheless, it's the thought that counts, right?

    Happy birthday, you Patriot fan ****. May your future be filled with sexually transmitted diseases.
     
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  2. McLovin

    McLovin Resident Pats fan.

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    Happy Birthday Mclovin!
     
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  3. Stitches

    Stitches ThePhin's Biggest Killjoy Luxury Box

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  4. Rocky Raccoon

    Rocky Raccoon Greasepaint Ghost Staff Member

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    This isn't really a "birthday" thread as much as it's a "McLovin is a friendless loser, even CiF has people that love him, so let's pretend we care" thread.
     
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  5. Fin D

    Fin D Sigh Club Member

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    Well, he's not likable. He smells like used socks stuffed with spit and vomit.
     
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  6. MikeHoncho

    MikeHoncho -=| Censored |=- Club Member

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    I think we all know that's not all he paid you to do.

    Now, get back in the jelly tub.
     
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  7. Rocky Raccoon

    Rocky Raccoon Greasepaint Ghost Staff Member

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    Fine.

    Ya know, they say money can't buy happiness, but McLovin sure as hell does try.
     
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  8. McLovin

    McLovin Resident Pats fan.

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    Happy birthday mclovin!
     
  9. Rocky Raccoon

    Rocky Raccoon Greasepaint Ghost Staff Member

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    [video=youtube_share;eT9aU8-ofdA]http://youtu.be/eT9aU8-ofdA[/video]
     
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  10. McLovin

    McLovin Resident Pats fan.

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    Your used socks, tony.

    Only yours.
     
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  11. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    he would have to have sex for that.
     
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  12. Boik14

    Boik14 Admin Club Member Retired Administrator

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    Happy birthday pete. We actually like you unlike mclovin lol.
     
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  13. Ludacris

    Ludacris Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    I call BS on today being his bday
    [​IMG]
     
  14. ToddPhin

    ToddPhin RIP Phinsational Luxury Box Club Member

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    otherwise known as porn night amIright.
     
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  15. FinSane

    FinSane Cynical Dolphins Fan

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    **** that guy. He's a Patsy.
     
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  16. McLovin

    McLovin Resident Pats fan.

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    [​IMG]
     
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  17. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    [​IMG]
     
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  18. RGF

    RGF THE FINSTER Club Member

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    True, but Livestock have been known to carry a highly contagious strain from time to time.
     
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  19. Rocky Raccoon

    Rocky Raccoon Greasepaint Ghost Staff Member

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    This is a quality troll job gif.
     
  20. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    [​IMG]
     
  21. MikeHoncho

    MikeHoncho -=| Censored |=- Club Member

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    Did you ever fully get rid of that?
     
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  22. RGF

    RGF THE FINSTER Club Member

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    Well, you never really fully get rid of it. It tends to rear its ugly head at the most inopportune time. One cow , one @&%$`n cow and it turns into a life sentence. :pity:
     
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  23. McLovin

    McLovin Resident Pats fan.

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    boik comes in with his dad jokes.
     
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  24. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    First time hes come in anything...

    [​IMG]
     
  25. McLovin

    McLovin Resident Pats fan.

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    [​IMG]
     
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  26. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    McLovin outside of Chuck E Cheese for his birthday......

    [​IMG]
     
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  27. MikeHoncho

    MikeHoncho -=| Censored |=- Club Member

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    Chicka-chicka yeah, fake id, fake id, how tight.
     
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  28. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    "Dude take off that vest, you look like ****in' Aladdin"
     
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  29. McLovin

    McLovin Resident Pats fan.

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    can confirm
     
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  30. xphinfanx

    xphinfanx Reload

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    Lovin practicing for when he meets Tom Brady in person.
     
  31. McLovin

    McLovin Resident Pats fan.

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    I'll post a pic on my tinder..
     
  32. MikeHoncho

    MikeHoncho -=| Censored |=- Club Member

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    From McLovin's tinder
    Sent from my Transformer TF101 using Tapatalk 4
     
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  33. McLovin

    McLovin Resident Pats fan.

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    And meisty still swiped right. Twice.
     
  34. MikeHoncho

    MikeHoncho -=| Censored |=- Club Member

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    To be fair, the only difference between me and Tom Brady is a few Superbowl rings, flowing hair, a butt-chin, and a vagina.
     
  35. Fin D

    Fin D Sigh Club Member

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    That's bs.


    I'd totally high five you.
     
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  36. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    lol
     
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