Masturbate-a-Thon coming to Copenhagen

sounds like the biggest orgy ever assembled.










where do I sign?

 

Ujhhhmmmmm

I think this paragraph pretty much sums it all up

 

Yeah probably gunna have some Stiff Competition.....

 

wow......thats alot of spanked monkeys.

 

Wow. Just Wow.

Can you imagine cleaning up after that?

 

Perverts... I expected better of you!! (except enforcer and sickfinfan)

 

oh yeh, I heard you were the HEAD of this whole thing.

 

It's the biggest night of business for ****moppers...

...or so I'm told...

 

....:whiteflag:

 

lookout, its a giant wave of spooge!


well thats not clever at all really...or any pun of sorts is it?

 

Any mobsters in this competition will wanna whack OFF the competitors.....


i mean seriously.....who wouldnt wanna come in first place? (hopefully its a female)

Goldbond should sponser the event...alot of chaffing afterwards im guessing. (or Klenex)

THE WINNER -- ROSIE PALM AND HER 5 FRIENDS!!!!!!

 

I've been practicing for this since I was 12 years old. I am a well oiled machine.

 

Was I the only one not aware of this?

 

Probably just popped up, one day

 

lol this thread should be renamed to

ridiculously bad puns inside.

I hear its only going to last less that 3 mins.

Thats the only pun I could come up with :/

 

There will be so many people coming in the front, they'll have to start coming in the rear.

 

Its number 12 in the lead but coming on his right side.....................................

On another note, if I hadnt been caught I could have been a contender...

 

Someone should call Peta cuz thats alot of abused monkeys......