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Man is obsessed with horse - sexually

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  1. Jul 4, 2013 #1
    Conuficus

    Conuficus Premium Member Luxury Box

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    Well away from here
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2356348/Cirilo-Castillo-Man-43-rearrested-having-sex-horse-hes-obsessed-with.html

    You just can't make this **** up.
     
  2. Jul 5, 2013 #2
    MikeHoncho

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    Lucky, cmon man. For the last time, that is NOT Sarah Jessica Parker.
     
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  3. Jul 5, 2013 #3
    cdz12250

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    First it was sheep. Now, not even horses are safe in Texas.
     
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  4. Jul 5, 2013 #4
    SICK

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    When asked for comment the horse stated, "I couldnt even feel it, honestly"
     
  5. Jul 5, 2013 #5
    bigbry

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    [video=youtube;LND1PypBnrU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LND1PypBnrU[/video]
     
  6. Jul 5, 2013 #6
    Conuficus

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    Sheep have had to face this type of assault for almost a millenium in Scotland. I'm glad it's finally getting its due.
     
  7. Jul 5, 2013 #7
    Fin-Omenal

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    Thee...Ohio State University
    Todd hasn't posted since the arrest. ..

    Coincidence??

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  8. Jul 5, 2013 #8
    Conuficus

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    lmfao.
     
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  9. Jul 5, 2013 #9
    Paul 13

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    I thought they were just horsing around.

    [​IMG]
     
  10. Jul 5, 2013 #10
    VanDolPhan

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  11. Jul 5, 2013 #11
    MikeHoncho

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    Lol. Was beginning to wonder where you were as well.

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  12. Jul 5, 2013 #12
    Fin-Omenal

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    Thee...Ohio State University
    With his wife...:screwy:

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  13. Jul 5, 2013 #13
    Conuficus

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    Well, if he has to get his jollies off of a horse, what the **** does that say about the quality at home?

    And what does that say about you as well, that you'd rather have the woman that the guy who already has would rather screw farm animals? This is one twisted love triangle. :shifty:
     
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  14. Jul 5, 2013 #14
    ToddPhin

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    I'd never call my horse Nadia.































    I'd call her Titerdenfino.
     
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  15. Jul 5, 2013 #15
    Fin D

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    That guy is crazy. Horse b|tches are nags.
















    I refuse to apologize for that joke.
     
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  16. Jul 5, 2013 #16
    McLovin

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    So the girl I'm seeing got this text from a guy she knows last night. Thought it fit.

    And no, she didn't reply after that.



    And yes Lucky, I've moved on.

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  17. Jul 6, 2013 #17
    unluckyluciano

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    If it looks like Sarah Jessica Parker and neighs like Sarah Jessica Parker... Then it's close enough stoopid
     
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  18. Jul 6, 2013 #18
    Conuficus

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    It's obviously not Sarah Jessica Parker, the horse at least looks good with make up on, the same cannot be said for Parker.
     
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  19. Jul 6, 2013 #19
    Ohio Fanatic

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    Lmfao
     
  20. Jul 6, 2013 #20
    Claymore95

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    Ouch, I felt that one.

    Which is not something the sheep usually says to me...
     
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  21. Jul 6, 2013 #21
    Conuficus

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    Everyone has 'good' days. Don't get too worked up about it, as now you owe life a 'bad' day to balance it out. In short; expect a dissatisfied sheep in the near future.
     
  22. Jul 6, 2013 #22
    VanDolPhan

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  23. Jul 7, 2013 #23
    Frumundah Finnatic

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