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Language joke

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Miamian, Jun 3, 2009.

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  1. Miamian

    Miamian Senior Member

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    A friend of mine sent this to me by e-mail.

    A Spanish woman married a Canadian gentleman and they lived happily
    ever after in Toronto . The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but did manage to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries.

    One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken legs. She
    didn't know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, clucked like a chicken and lifted up her skirt to show her legs. Her butcher got the message, and gave her the chicken legs.

    Next day she needed to get chicken breasts, again she didn't know how
    to say it, and so she clucked like a chicken and began to unbutton her blouse to show the butcher her breasts. The butcher understood again, and gave her some chicken breasts.

    On the 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. Unable to find a
    way to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store...and what do you think happened?

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    Hellooooooo, her husband speaks English!

    What were you thinking?
     
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