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Kellen Winslow apparently caught holding something other than a defensive player

Discussion in 'AFC East Rivals' started by PhinGeneral, Jan 17, 2014.

  1. PhinGeneral

    PhinGeneral PC Texas A&M, Bro Club Member

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    Apparently he went looking for a Boston Market and couldn't find it, so he decided to choke his own chicken instead:

    Winslow apparently caught masturbating
     
  2. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    Hes shooting off like a soldier.....a ****ing soldier!!!!
     
  3. Rocky Raccoon

    Rocky Raccoon Greasepaint Ghost Staff Member

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    Ahh the Jets. The gift that keeps on giving.
     
  4. Pagan

    Pagan Metal & a Mustang

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    You "beat" me to it...
     
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  5. Rocky Raccoon

    Rocky Raccoon Greasepaint Ghost Staff Member

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    Aww, now I feel like a jerk. Sorry man.
     
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  6. Alex44

    Alex44 Boshosaurus Rex

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    How could something like this fappin?
     
  7. MikeHoncho

    MikeHoncho -=| Censored |=- Club Member

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    Commented about how cold it was... Like a frightened turtle.

    Sent from my LG-MS770 using Tapatalk 4 Beta
     
  8. MikeHoncho

    MikeHoncho -=| Censored |=- Club Member

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    Much potential in this thread there is.

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  9. VanDolPhan

    VanDolPhan Club member Club Member

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    Flag on the Play:

    -10 yards for holding
    -5 yards for illegal motion
    -10 yards illegal use of hands
    -5 yards Neutral zone infraction
    -15 yards/First Down. Spearing
    -5 yards. Ineligible receiver "downfield"
    -5 yards/First Down. Illegal contact
     
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  10. Colorado Dolfan

    Colorado Dolfan ...dirty drownin' man?

    I always heard he had good hands...
     
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  11. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    yeah I bet he was really masturbating in public amirite?
     
  12. Colorado Dolfan

    Colorado Dolfan ...dirty drownin' man?

    He may not be a great fisherman, but...
     
  13. ToddPhin

    ToddPhin RIP Phinsational Luxury Box Club Member

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    What woman stands next to the open window of an Escalade with a large strange black man inside and proceeds to make small talk with him, after dark no less? Doesn't add up.
     
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  14. Starry31

    Starry31 Phins and Heels.

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    You're hungry, you want to taste some delicious Boston Market but can't find one and you begin to get frustrated, so you park your Escalade in a parking lot and take a load off; is that really such a bad thing?
     
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  15. ToddPhin

    ToddPhin RIP Phinsational Luxury Box Club Member

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    I hear there's a lotta grip in the new Escalades.
     
  16. BicketyBam

    BicketyBam No Fist Pumps Allowed

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    More embarrassment ensued when he was told the big black woman he thought he was whacking it to was actually a picture of Jonathan Martin.
     
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  17. Colorado Dolfan

    Colorado Dolfan ...dirty drownin' man?

    That's a regular Thursday night for some people.

    Uh... ...or so I've heard...

    Hey! Have you heard how easy maynard is?
     
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  18. Colorado Dolfan

    Colorado Dolfan ...dirty drownin' man?

    At least he was beating it to a *****...

    :shifty:
     
  19. Vertical Limit

    Vertical Limit Senior Member

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    Yeah story doesn't add up but what ever.
     
  20. invid

    invid Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    Woman : "It's cold out here!", to a random guy through his rolled up car window.

    Winslow : "Oh.. Ah.. Ssss.. Yeah.. No.. Yeah.. Oh **** yeah.. ****...... Sss.. YEAH!"

    A glooping sound is made as he dips his fingers for another round of Vaseline.

    Woman : "Dude.. Are you masterbating right now?! I'm not going to walk away and instead call the cops in case any other stranger decides to comment on the weather through your rolled up car window! Creep!"

    Boston Market never had good food.
     
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