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Where's Sam and Lucky been all day...this thread really tends to die out w/out them.


EDIT: HERE LUCKY, HERE BOY...JASON HAS A TREAT FOR YOU!!!



and look Sam, your very own working toilet...I didn't forget you

 

hey y'alls.

 

'sup Nab.

 

Beer!

 

awesome.

 

it truly is...



btw not referring to the whole Nab humping air thing...

 

Pffffffffff ....... tttt

 

I'm sure if you ask politely Sam will let you borrow his gift.

 

Lucky get out of sams toilet

 

Poontang?

And we all know how he works out that pimp hand....

Your sig says quite the opposite

 

by playing guitar and bass?

 

No, stoopid.

 

So, I am not reading eleventeen pages of responses, did we establish that Gish has no idea what he is talking about when it comes to baseball and that we should all point and laugh at him?

In other news, I won the top award from my company AGAIN. This would make three in a row and unprecendented (I tied at 2 last time). So since I am so awesome, you HAVE to know that I am right when it comes to baseball.

 

I have no idea what I'm talking about when it comes to baseball and you may all point and laugh at me in that regard (and most likely others as well).

 

mORNIN bEETCHES

 

morning

 

yo mamma

 

DO.
you.
ever.
sleep?

 

My shirt is wrinkled. But I don't care. I am going racing tonight. I will let the wind from my Tokyo Drift iron my shirt.

 

I try not to. Actually, last year, I did the math and I probably averaged around 3.5 hours of sleep a day. It also probably explains why I started to gain weight too.

I haven't done the math this year, but I assume I am closer to the standard 5-6 hours a day.

My alarm was set for 5:15 a.m. today, but I woke up at 4:15 feeling refreshed so I went and worked out and decided to fart aroundon the interweb for a few before going to work.

 

Im trying to picture the context of this quote, but its funnier without one.

 

so yesterday was mrs. sickfinfan's and i's 1 yr wedding anniversary.....

went out to eat....drank....got messed up.....and had some crazy nightly activities......good stuff

 

I read some stat one time that said a large percentage of young married couples conceive a child on their 1 year anniversary... but thats neither here nor there...

 

'Grats on the one year wedding anniversary.

I remember my first year of marriage because it was one of the happiest years of my life. Mrs. Odin and I both worked 6-3.

'Cept she worked 6a - 3p, and I worked 6p - 3a, with a commute thrown in for good measure.

It was awesome.

Really cuts down on those pesky first year arguments. Now the ball & chain won't let me out of her site.

 

I dont have anniversary's. My woman is literally a man with a vajayjay. She cares little about crap like that.

 

I really don't know what to say about this.

My first thought is in the bedroom ... wait ... MY EYES! DEAR GOD MY EYES!

 

They shave each other's back before they get down to business.

 

I didnt say she was a man...stoopids.

 

Her name aint Juwanna

 

Rosie O'Donnell is a man with a vajayjay

 

That remains to be proven, unless you have personal experience....

 

ask the guy with glasses in your sig

 

wrong Rosie smart guy

 

please god don't be true.......

 

You need an outside Linebacker too, you know.

 

There is a freshmen playing for IU on the basketball team named Matt Roth...

 

*falls asleep*..........

 

You should wake up...the fights about to start,,,

 

Yeah, you've already moved to NC because of the cost of living. One more kid and Id say Costa Rica is a safe bet.