Just-To-Talk

boise st vs hawaii ftw

 

whats going on man?

 

Absolutely nothing. I was supposed to get laid today, she canceled.

So, it's a movie, a wank and sleep.

 

yeah man thats why I just married my right hand. Less work, less disapointment.

 

You?

 

And the ***** don't sass.

 

chillin watching this movie eating some fishsticks and sopa

 

Picture of me getting laid.

 

Mmm...fishsticks. Now I know what I'm eating.

 

sex tonight for me for sure....

gotta get as much as I can this early into the marriage....

cause I kno in a few yrs ill be beating it like it owes me money...

like when I was 14......

 

Now I'm hungry. Later, guys.

 

Just checking in to say hey.

Going to bed now. Hopefully, if there is a god, I won't wake up. Ever.

Or at least until sunday.

Also, I am supposed to go to a Bachelor party tomorrow night...for a lesbian. I know, my brain fell out of my head too.

 

mmmmmm I gotta french bread pizza in the oven!!!!

 

least you'll have some sweet visuals to beat off to later that night

 

Less laughter and pointing too

 

Does this look fimilar

 

I'm only married to my right hand when I'm traveling.

And I'm traveling this week.

 

send me pictures........

 

girl1: awwwww look at the cute boa constrictor.......


girl2: tee hee

 

No one wants to hear you life story

 

It is kinda cute



Just sayin'

 

gary didnt like it either

 

*takes manhood certificate away*

 

Girl 3: Ooooooo ... what's a trouser snake?

 

You better not let anyone see you with it, they might get suspicious and wonder how you got one.

 

is that from your own personal experience?

 

Seriously.





I use my left hand.

 

Thanks alen.

 

I know right. Damn.

 

Alen, I'm going to cut you a break because you're only 16.





But you have to learn to switch hit.

 

Kick alen out of this thread, he's like a repellent for hot girls.

 

sausage fest.

i always show up here at the wrong time

 

I disagree. Proof!