Just-To-Talk

Check for the rash. (if you really want to look there)

 

You must drink some sort of caffeine...a soda, energy drink? If not than you are not human and we must refer to you as AlienEnforcer.

 

and I only get an avg of 5 hrs of sleep baby!

 

Haven't seen that one.

 

First off they are called boxers, no whitey tighty's for my rod ol mighty.

Second no dudes talkin bout my junk.

 

My occasional morning drink

 

i just have sex in the morning.....all day energy

 

Im knockin back one of these baby's right now

 

HA. That makes me wanna go to sleep.

 

doesnt that wear your dog out?

 

silly....i dont live in iowa

 

zing!

 

Thinking about this:



But no ingredients at home now and too lazy to go out.

 

That was all the rage down here a few years ago. Some of my friends still drink it. I prefer to get sleepy drunk, not stay up till 8 AM drunk.

 

+

 

amen to that. If I drink I want it to be over soon.

 

sir I see right through your sexual inuendos.

 

Tastes good. I was playing Risk with some friends a couple years ago and had 3 or 4 back-to-back and then crashed. I woke up at 3 am with my heart pounding so hard I thought it was going to jump out of my chest.

Good taste. Moderation. Timing (early in the night rather than later).

 

I need a beer. Someone get me a beer.

 

I remember that I had to pee into a hole in the ground in Tokyo. They said it was the bathroom...but it was a hole in the ground.

 

Western accomodations are much more prevalent now.
But yes, outhouses still exist in more remote areas and the Japanese style toilet still requires you to "squat."

EDIT: Post 11101 on page 1111.

 

Its due to the fact that you are such a mammoth man you tower over all in Japan.


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(Insert Godzilla/Asian's have small Penises (Peni?) Joke Here)

 

Casey you should be the joker for Halloween, you have the smile down pat bro.

 

Samzilla?

 

This coffee sucks...should have gone with the beer.

In other news. Anyone got big plans for the weekend? I plan on getting mightily drunk.

 

Oh in my MS photos?

Funny story, I was hit in the mouth with a baseball at age 13. There may be some scar tissue in my lip/mouth area and it causes that "smirk" that all the ladies love... not as cool as the Joker story admittedly... also that story is not funny...

 

probably had a camera in it, you know those crazy game/prank shows over there...

 

quit staring at HK's pic

 

Casey...is HardKore.....


Get with it Jeremy.

 

No wonder everyone was screaming GODZILLA! GODZILLA! shortly thereafter.


In America, our shows reward intelligence. In Japan, their shows punish ignorance.


By the way, if you guys haven't checked out the graphics forum in a while, I highly recommend it. Darkmistress unveiled some of her bestest work ever.

 

you deviant!

 

It's not his fault J... I get caught gazing at my own image sometimes as well

 

I'm faster than you...ummmmm, Melvin?

 

Agreed. That story sucked poo.

But then again, most of my stories do the same.

I did tell a good one one time about pooping in a hotel though.

 

My hair sucks by the way. Not as bad as Chad Pennington's hair, but sucky nonetheless. Thank god for my handsome face, otherwise there would be zero redeeming qualitties emanating from my neck bubble.

 

Sometimes its like you dont even speak english Sam.....

 

That reminds me Sam, when I was cracking up over your hair thread my wife came over to see what was going on and said that you looked like Shia LaBeouf.

 

on the border FTW