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I bet you are.

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lol thats whatsup

 

Good morning, and crappy Monday to all.

 

Word of advice for the day:

NEVER, EVER, EVER, tell your woman you think a girl that waved at you, and that lives by you, you think she is pretty....


Honesty is not always the best policy

 

Oh please if you can't share your desire to boink your neighbor with your loved one, than who CAN you share it with?

 

i was born knowing that.....

 

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Chicks are sooooo insecure when it comes to stuff like that. You cant tell em' anything. I usually tell my gf which girls I think are ugly (those are really the ones I want to 'F' )

I think shes onto me though. She rolled he eyes big time when I told her the 5'9 Brazillian 2 doors down with a huge rack was hideous...

 

Yeh.....I think I'm danged if I do , danged if I dont there as well.

 

I am so unmotivated today.

 

It helps to quit caring. Girls know when another girl is hot. There's no point in BSing around. It's a complete waste of time. If my wife asks me if I think a hot girl is hot I just say yes. Why not, she asked me. She knew good and well what the answer was. If she makes a fuss I just advise her to not ask next time. Don't ask a question if you can't handle the answer. I'm not going to sit there and stare at a girl or even talk about a hot girl but if she brings up it up I'm not going to waste my time with stupid garbage like that.

 

Well the obvious comment to all of this is.......

Hardkore is a B***H

 

He's got to find that fine line between not being a jerk but not being whipped or anything. You don't have to hide the fact that you like other girls, you just have to be tactful about things.

 

Ouch...

EDIT: Bro ur married with a kid. You might as well apply your **** for an AARP card. Game Over Son!

Gonna be tough considering I dont know the meaning of that word...

 

ill take a AARP card any day to have a healthy beautiful son i get to raise, and teach football and baseball, and fish with, and watch grow.....hell ill take that anyday of the week

 

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW aren't you just a big girl.

 

i know i cant catch up with you in the kid department....(26) but i wasnt lookin to start a lawn service when i got married, so.....ill stick with 1

Besides, my wifes vagina is not a clown car

 

wow.....

Thats it from now on I'm calling Lucky Bozo *****!

 

yeah but your a chump, and stick around.

you married the girl that you artificially inseminated?

 

duh im a virgin....

 

Griddles why are you logged on as Sick?

 

You know Sick me and you make a perty good insult team....I smell...ratings...

 

I definitely smell something...

 

That would be jealousy sir.

 

no .

 

yes .

 

maybe ?

 

Perhaps '

I'll tell you where you crossed the line a-hole:

Its the fact that you mentionmed Griddles having sex, no one wants to imagine Griddles having sex that not even Griddles.

Chicks like laying traps.

 

oh man, i put waaaaaaaay too much tabasco on my frozen burritos....holy crap.

 

Yep, that sounds about right for too much tabasco...

 

Something I have been pondering...


Who cuts Mexicans yards?


TGIF Beetches!

 

thats the million dollar question my friend.....

im so happy its friday, i got a fridge stocked with brews and im awaiting 5 o clock!!!!!

 

you lucky faulker...I dont get off until midnight or so tonight...and no brew waiting on me....

 

man that blows!

 

yeh but the good news is today is the company picnic so I only have to actually work, until noon here, then we go out to the lake for the rest of the day and stuff our faces and chill til 5 and get paid for it, so thats pretty sweet. And my PT job is a cake walk normally all I do is dispatch limos and take calls, which is stressful at times but not hard. I enjoy dispatching, I use to do it full time, around here though its not a high demand job so no pay in it. Maybe I'll get me some brew between jobs.....

 

i wanna picnic!!!!!!!!

 

Some arsehole called and texted me at 2:30 in the morning. I don'tknow who t is but the number is from Laredo, TX. Anyone know where Lucky lives? I mayneed to smash him.

 

Naw I'd stay out of laredo right now though if i was everyone ..................