Just-To-Talk 2

yeah sorry got busy at work..........

 

So got I back from Publix and bought the following

-Toothpaste
-Floss
-Condoms
-Cookies

Now that list doesnt make me look like some sort of sexual deviant/pothead/pyscho does it?

 

Depends on what kind of cookies you bought.

 

no, but it does beg the question of why a virgin needs condoms ....

 

depends...we're the cookies oatmeal raisin or chocolate chip?

 

wtf, get outta my head man!

 

Jedi mind trick.

* You will try to get some of his cookies *

 

what kind of toothpaste did you buy?

and the cookies better have been snickerdoodle or chocolate chip. or oatmeal.

 

why don't you tell us?

 

smokey robinson....what?

 

Crest and Choclate chip.

Used blowup doll, stupid.

 

Aquafresh

 

Maybe you two needs the condoms.

 

Richard Pryor...what?

 

this isn't the Mor closet thread...

 

So, if you got the blow-up doll pregnant, what would the off-spring look-like?


Picture of a blow-up doll miscarriage:

 

E please put down the O'Doul's, you've had enough.

 

you just enjoy rubbing the balloon knot.

 

on that note...g'nite all

 

It's lunchtime, but...okay. Have a nice daytime.

 

Anyone got any papers?

 

i've got too many papers but I don't think they're the kind you're interested in right now.

I could be wrong.

 

Nah, I'm a mutt.

 

i need some too. tired of packing bowls

 

True story, I was throwing some darts with a co-worker the other night at a stripclub when he went to retrieve them. He bent down to get an errant one, and found a huge gallon baggie of pot. I was expecting some crazed drug dealer to shoot us at any moment.

 

you shouldve called me, Felix and Opie and you guys couldve made some serious cash!

 

one...more....cerveza...

 

I was up in Humboldt County. If you don't know it, pretty much everyone there is stocked to the brims with the stuff. Hence the reason that a big ol bag of it was left unattended behind a little cocktail table at a strip club.

 

is that so Mr. I am too good to call Eric?

 

you better not have gave it to the police lol

 

You sure it was just for the picture?

 

Map please?

 

I texted you back. Besides, would YOU pick up the phone if you saw an incoming call from Indiana?

Please, I hung it over the strippers head to get free lapdances.

 

mmmm weed....

 

Well, get yourself to California, hop on the 101 and drive until the sun goes away and it looks and smells like Seattle. This is called, Humboldt County. Its major source of income and revenue is pot.



I recommend the Lost Coast Brewery.



The Tip Top Club (mainly for laughs)



And Porter Street Barbecue in Fortuna.

 

tonight is taco bell munchout night

 

I was looking for a good *** in Humboldt. Tough to find a real cigarette there.

Plenty of joints though

 

On my way. I have an awesome resume for that town. 22 years of hands on experience.

 

.....ouch........my head feels like 3 giant women are all bouncing up and down in it..

 

Stop going to strip clubs where all the women are named Gary.