Just-To-Talk 2

Your Majesty had best never come to Florida from April to November

 

Friggin school is already cancelled tomorrow snow is killing my pocketbook.

 

Wish we had no school.

 

Does florida close if they call for snow

 

Your making a joke, but of course we'd shut down if there was snow coming. We don't have salt trucks or anything like that. Helll, we shut down when hurricanes and tropical storms come so of course we'd shut down for anything dealing with ice or slush.
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wow.

no salt trucks.

florida is paradise.

i think i saw a salt truck driving down the road in june for the hell of it...

 

Yes it is. Plus our women have natural tans and do not resemble Casper.
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gish's Dating Moto!!!

 

thanks for the tip

 

fixed

 

hi guys

 

...time to leave already...

 

hater.

 

The Pompano Beach garbage trucks say "free snow removal" you would be fine.

 

they have a real sick sense of humor

 

wtf is snow. its 80+ degrees year round in orlando. someone shoot me!!

 

Snow is that one foot tall freezing blanket that covers my world at the moment. An inch of ice under it to boot.

It has it's advantages.

Never knock drunken sled riding until you've tried it.......

 

I love snow.

 

except the occasional UFO sighting.

 

mirages

 

swamp gas.

 

mit gas

 

swamp ***

 

I'll take 'reasons to choose a college' for $2000, Alex.

The answer is: "This is the number one thing that attracts male students to the University of Florida."

oh, I'm sorry, we were looking for "what is swamp ***?"

 

the first time i went sledding, i was 5. i took off down the hill, and my mom called my name as i neared the bottom. i looked back up the hill, and then turned back just in time to smash my face into the trunk of a huge tree. the point of this story is that drunk people are probably better at sledding than 5 year olds. if i was wasted, no doubt i would have done some sort of crazy bobsledding trick and won an award of some kind, all on my first attempt.

 

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No but hurricanes screw us up.....I'll take snow anyday

 

Im drubnnnk and ready to pass the **** out,

someone order me up a nice looking hooker (FEMALE) for me to pucnha dn to do me,

 

Hope you're not as bad as sick was the other day

 

it's getting late she said she touched my face we'll stay up late as we can
lets drive around the lake just a little too fast my eyes on the lights her hand on my shoulder
windows down the wine in our heads the city lights just blur...

lets go out on the dock we'll bring a bottle and a blanket
and everything is goin' our way

 

Nah Sam's a pro...

 

http://you-win-the-internet.com/

 

Where the hell do you come up with the failhorn and this??

 

....and now for something completely different

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It's my Friday, b*****s.

 

Just a heads up, I may disappear for a few days. I am having the ATT-U-Verse disconnected today and that package includes TV, phone and internet. If I go offline and am away for a few days, consider yourself lucky and enjoy the "Kevin free time"

I am thinking of coming back with Comcrap because I really don't want to keep anything with ATT.

When I return, I will give full and graphic details......and it ain't pretty. I should have listened to Mom, she said to not get rid of DirecTV, but it was going to save nearly $ 100 a month. NOT WORTH IT.....like I said a nice story coming up.

So I may post a few more times but I think I will be silent by tonight....take advantage to say nasty things about me then

 

for Doc

 

Thanks for the heads-up. I'm sure if you would have just dropped off, we would have been concerned for you. 'Cause we're just that cool.

We'll miss you in your down time.

 

we'll miss your gay jokes pmzq.......


well....maybe not....