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  1. canesz06

    canesz06 Well-Known Member

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    You're right, it is an "I told you so" I just want to try to.understand though why the guys that were happy to see them go think that way? Why wouldn't you want good players on your team? And I don't have superior knowledge. It doesnt take syperior knowledge to know that trading marshsll for basically nothing and not replacing him with a quality replacement was a stupid idea. And this team isnt good enough to.be getting rid of Chad Johnson either. Mew England can, we cant.
     
  2. Bpk

    Bpk Premium Member Luxury Box

    when it rains all the critters try to come inside the house.
     
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  3. Pandarilla

    Pandarilla Purist Emeritus

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    what would the hater's patch look like?
     
  4. Bpk

    Bpk Premium Member Luxury Box

    You should ask those guys. Let us know what they say. I am curious.
     
  5. Bpk

    Bpk Premium Member Luxury Box

    I like how her earrings match her stockings.
     
  6. Bpk

    Bpk Premium Member Luxury Box

    That was great, dude. lol.

    Is that Archer's voice???
     
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  7. Bpk

    Bpk Premium Member Luxury Box

    :angry:

    or a thumbs down

    or this...

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  8. canesz06

    canesz06 Well-Known Member

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    Weren't you and I arguing er...discussing Chad Johnson being a distraction and it being good that he was cut? If not then I apologize but if you dont ferl that way, why are you jumping in my ***?
     
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  9. Pandarilla

    Pandarilla Purist Emeritus

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    Yup. John Benjamin as coach mcgurk on Home Movies.
     
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  10. ToddPhin

    ToddPhin Premium Member Luxury Box Club Member

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    Man, I haven't read anything by Frost in nearly 20 years.
    I remember liking the locked door poem or whatever it was called.
     
  11. WhiteIbanez

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    Marshall was paid to fall out of bounds and drop TD's.
    CJ bought into the program sad effort low risk. We all hoped it would work out.
    What is your agenda with this thread.
     
  12. canesz06

    canesz06 Well-Known Member

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    It is Archer. Guess you cant be too bad if you like Archer.
     
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  13. Pandarilla

    Pandarilla Purist Emeritus

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    you're on a roll
     
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  14. ToddPhin

    ToddPhin Premium Member Luxury Box Club Member

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    I'm not sure very many people were happy to see Marshall go.
    You shouldn't confuse "understanding the decision to trade him" with "being happy he's gone" b/c they're not reflexive.
     
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  15. Pandarilla

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    whoah, it's like meow-shwitz in here...
     
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  16. Bpk

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    Perhaps your dingy, musty rectum is my kinds natural habitat. Perhaps I am not actually in your bottom. Perhaps CHad Johnson is in your bottom. His head went first. It is his M.O.

    Seriously though, I have moved on from the Chad thing. Can;t exactly sign him (that would be funny) at this point. Mistake or not we must find other viable answers at WR.

    p.s. - it fascinates me how your posts early in a thread seem irrational and on the fringe of society, yet during the discussion the posts become increasingly lucid and cogent to the point of starting to make sense. It's like you begin as the Hulk and end as Bruce banner (the human Doctor who... nevermmind..)

    I can honestly say I always know your threads will entertain me.
     
  17. canesz06

    canesz06 Well-Known Member

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    I don't have an agenda. Again, I just want to see the guys who wanted them gone, still think.it was a good idea. I went through this onanother message board when some guys didn't want Ricky Williams back. I argued with them that he made the team better and was our only weapon. Guys didnt want him back.cause he was a "distraction" I never understand how fans of a team think it ok when they get rid of good players. And Marshall had 1200 yards last year with Henne throwing him the ball. I think he would be great with Tannehill. Hes definitely heads and shoulders better than any receivers we have now. We are gonna be so boring to watch this year. I hate that
     
  18. Bpk

    Bpk Premium Member Luxury Box

    Lol. I aim for medium-bad.
     
  19. Bpk

    Bpk Premium Member Luxury Box

    nice. lol.
     
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  20. ToddPhin

    ToddPhin Premium Member Luxury Box Club Member

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    Didn't know Barry could fit. Is there room for any more?
     
  21. ToddPhin

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    ahem
     
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  22. canesz06

    canesz06 Well-Known Member

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    Isnt that what this board is for, entertainment? Just like watching the dolphins is supposed to be? Unfortunatly they ar painful to watch. You may think im a tool, but I don't care. I am passionate about the dolphins and just want to see them win. Im tired of watching the same crap every year
     
  23. WhiteIbanez

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    If this offense can stay out of third and long we might be alright. We had three consecutive pass plays that hit for 46 yards at one point. I'm hanging my hat on that for now.
     
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  24. ToddPhin

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    BPK is questioning his own existence after realizing canesz06 and himself share something in common. :shifty:
     
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  25. ToddPhin

    ToddPhin Premium Member Luxury Box Club Member

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    I'll be interested to see how we look when we actually start game-planning, scripting, and running more often. I don't think it'll remove the wart from our receiving corps, but it could make us just productive enough to let the defense win a few games for us.
     
  26. Bpk

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    Someday you will have a job. One with duties. Duties which require a degree of difficulty and concentration to execute. You'll have a boss at this job who expects these duties and this job to be done well. If you do it well, the customers will not complain and the boss won;t hear about it and he won't need to replace you. Everyone will be happy. He gives you a big project to do a report on!

    At this job, you will also share a cubicle with a new co-worker. Call him Chas. Chas is a preppy who wears man-scarves and loves to do cocaine weekends. He doesn;t hate doing it weekdays either. Chas brings great color and adventure into your workday and cubicle, along with outbursts, erratic moods and the occasional hooker. But wait, CHILL bro... because Chas has told you, it's all good. Don't worry so much! It makes you look like your old boss! Haha! You both laugh at that one! It was good! You invite Chas to do your project with you.

    You and Chas start a cool morning ritual where Chas tells you about how this loan shark is trying to kill him, but if you lend him money he'll "Hit you back on Friday". Friday comes and Chas doesn't hit you back. Where is Chas? Chas is not there. But Chas has half of the report. What are you gonna tell your boss? No worries, you race thorugh completing the other half of the report as well as you can given the circumstance sna dthrow it on your boss's desk. Before the meeting, Deron the loanshark shows up. Chas told him you have his money. You explain you don't. He threatens you with the paper cutter you use for outdoor banner edging. You spend the next hour hiding in the space between the styrofoam ceiling panels and the airducts.

    The next morning, when you wake up, you climb down. Your boss has left you a note inviting you to go join Chas wherever he is and to not have to come back to work again. Your report was sloppy, full of errors and seemd like less than your best work. He uses the words unfocused, and standards have slipped. He ends it with a smiley face because hety, he didn't lose *his* job. He still has a wife to go home and bang in his 5 bedroomer in the burbs.

    The moral of the story?

    Don't trust men in scarves.
     
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  27. Bpk

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    I hate to tell you, but TODAY was how we look.This was a dress rehearsal gameplanning week for the staff. It gameplanned, scripted, ran more often. And so, yeah... this is what it looks like bro.
     
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  28. Bpk

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    Welcome to the Pea Pod. Then there were three.
     
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  29. Bpk

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    I don't think you're a tool, dude. Sometimes I may tease you and stuff, but yeah, we all love the phins and they drives us ****ing crazy. lol. some of the **** you say amazes me though. :) You add spice to the board.

    Besides, I am eccentric and strange as hell so who am I to judge?
     
  30. ToddPhin

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    I'm gonna have a seat over here on this polyp, Barry.
     
  31. ToddPhin

    ToddPhin Premium Member Luxury Box Club Member

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    That's not true. It's actually different crap every year.
     
  32. Bpk

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    gross. you have a knack for going one step over the line. lol.
     
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  33. Bpk

    Bpk Premium Member Luxury Box

    but the same plates and cutlery.
     
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  34. MrClean

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    Excessive masturbation and use of ganja can have a sedative effect they say.
     
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  35. ToddPhin

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    :tongue2:
     
  36. ToddPhin

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    Posh Spice maybe. :chuckle:















    j/k
     
  37. MrClean

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    Maybe canesz06 is Bpk's alter ego. Like a Dr Jeckyll and Mr Hyde thing.
     
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  38. ToddPhin

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    I hope it's better than Jake's.
     
  39. MrClean

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    Yes, every bowel movement is slightly different. Each with it's own unique forms of pleasure and pain. All in various sizes and consistencies.
     
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  40. MrClean

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    I always preferred Scary Spice.
     

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