He is showing of for Jason I bet. I also am willing to bet that that is who called me. The soundboard made me giggle.
He was, but Earthquake the comedian is a different guy. Funnier than hell. In other news, I MAY become a Chargers fan, for reasons that I don't think I need to elaborate on...Is it cool with everybody to have duel loyalties?
But since the closest you come to a NFL cheerleader is that dirty website with chicks wearing those uniforms, its all good
That's not fair, I'll bring her around Chris! And screw you guys and your bros before hoes nonsense. You sound like a bunch of chicks that state, "go together, leave together!" Lousy **** blockers. So I am set to see her again on Sunday. My only issue is, do I go with the tradtional dinner/movie combo? Or try to get her to the beach to see her in the bikini? Also an interesting sidenote. Did you guys know that they DON'T let the girls keep the outfits after the season is over? I suppose they re-use them the following year? Gross! and hot!
You should. I don't have anything to do tonight. May have to call gross new sex girl (different girl) I don't want to, but its either that, or do nothing at all. So feel free to come hang out! I'll be you a beer after you punch me.
The offer stands for one and all! I don't want to talk about it. Sometimes us men wake up in the morning...and the perils of war break us down. I know this is a gay joke, but niners girls are hot.
Wow, it is funny what love does to you. Like for instance, it took me 8 1/2 years to find out that my ex girlfriend, is a ****y ***** piece of **** mother****er. Amongst other things.
I say do something less traditional. A girl like that, you need to be creative with. Plus, I hate bringing a date to a movie. You cant talk to each other.
Nah, theres plenty of good women out there. It just so happens that almost all of them are already taken.
it means he ****ed them somehow. you're 21 and can't catch a sex joke that's laid out right in front of ya?
You'll have to forgive him. The only time he's heard a coach's name as a sex euphemism for sex, was "He gave her the Kotite." Which I can't describe here, but I will tell you it involves: rug burns, a cheese grater, a sham wow, a whole lot of tequila and the basement of the AFC East. (If you just got rid of the "of the AFC East" part, then we'd all know it as Givin' Her The Nabo.)
I knerw it involved boning, I just thought it was some depraved manuever, like a portugese breakfast or supermaning that ho.
