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Jordan Howard agrees to terms

Discussion in 'Miami Dolphins Forum' started by Vertical Limit, Mar 17, 2020.

  1. AGuyNamedAlex

    AGuyNamedAlex Well-Known Member

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    Not all jokes are about intellect though, I'd agree it was low on that. It was better in terms of timing and the set up, though I guess timing on a forum means nothing.

    I think only malicious jokes have a need to be intelligent, a friendly rib can be low brow to a degree.
     
  2. Dol-Fan Dupree

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    I don't equate thighs with sex. It was kind of a stretch. If I said something about his butt maybe. I didn't even understand where he was going and he had to explicitly explain it. A joke you have to explain is not funny. Even the Joker knows that.

    I just didn't think it was a good ribbing. Maybe it is because I am an adult.

    EDIT: We also have a running gag on this board about DJ loving Wake's dong. Just seems weak in comparison to what goes on this board.
     
  3. AGuyNamedAlex

    AGuyNamedAlex Well-Known Member

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    Wait, you dont equate thighs to sex? I see the disconnect now. Most people do, or at least most I've ever met let's say so it isnt a baseless claim.
     
  4. Dol-Fan Dupree

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    I don't know. I don't get much spam saying, "We have naked thighs!"

    None of the porn sites I go to has a section for thighs.

    Never heard anyone say, "Look at the thighs on this one!", unless they have a weird crushing fetish.
     
  5. Ronnie Bass

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    What a kinky thread this has turned into.
     
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  6. AGuyNamedAlex

    AGuyNamedAlex Well-Known Member

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    Well it's more used in the same way legs are, like get between them more than see them naked.

    Also maybe it depends where you live or who you know, but I hear thighs complimented a lot. Well not like..to the persons face lol
     
  7. AGuyNamedAlex

    AGuyNamedAlex Well-Known Member

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    We all have one, people who say they dont are just ashamed how weird theirs are. Though they shouldnt be as long as it's legal lol
     
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  8. Dol-Fan Dupree

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    Now this is funny.
     
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  9. djphinfan

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    Jordan Howard has elite pass protecting numbers in the league.
     

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