I voted for all 4. Hey you live in Cali, I could easily see all four happening in the same afternoon. You strategically get stuck behind a hot chick in line (Hey, dont we all), but when you go to pay you realize you had indeed forgotten your wallet. The Manager see's a man in need and does the right thing, he offers you a job to pay for your 2 thirty packs of beer. You are so elated, you pick up the barley pops and go weeee weee all the way home?
And the winner is......... John saw a guy run out of the store with 2 30 packs of beer. The checker was upset, she called the manager and was like no big deal. The checker then finished checking me out and said they have people run out the store with a full shopping cart. The police station is right on the corner. Sorry Mal, Kenny and others no job yet, but I am working on it everyday. Severence will kick in next week with hopefully unemployment as well. Never collected unemployment in my life, but going to do it now.
I guess if you're gonna go down for stealing something, you go down like like a man... an obviously poor, klepto, alcoholic, homeless man
No bro. There are more sandwich shops being robbed now, food at shelters is going out the doors faster then they can bring it in. I don't know about the other states, but California is not doing well at all. I was in flip flops. I went to the door, and he had a buddy waiting in a pick up, and they were gone.
In the old days yeah, but these days no. He looked like could of been a gang banger and could of been either packing a knife or a gun.
the most likely scenario is: John was applying for a nice high paying job. He was second in line for the interview behind a hot woman. The hot girl walked out of the interview room with a swagger and a smile. John realized hes screwed out of that job. So he said screw it "I forgot my wallet so Im running out of the store with these 2 30 packs of beer"
