Don't get me wrong, Philbin is a great OC, but what we really need is the best qualities from all of our previous coaches. Rumor has it that Stephen Ross is secretly meeting with all kinds of 3rd party experts and possibly replacing our GM. But what HASN'T been reported yet is that he is also working with scientists around the world to develop the "Perfect Coach." Recently, a breakthrough was obtained and the evidence is in this post. And thus, the march back to Perfectville commences once this Frankencoach is roaming our sidelines.
But what will happen is this "perfect coach" will turn us down and Ross will have to give Philbin an "I'm sorry for interviewing other coach's for your job before relieving you of your job" extension.
If this were a full body schematic, Saban's man tittie's would have to be involved. And perhaps Parcell's FUPA. Even though he wasn't a coach, the fact that Sparano was his puppet should earn him a spot.
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Joe Philbin should be fired!? God damn it guys. Ive seen some knee jerk reactions before but are we were 7-9 for crying out loud. this was the youngest roster in the league, with a rookie qb and almost no talent on offense. You guys are ****ing ridiculous. For the record, i didn't even bother looking at anything else in the OP. Wasn't worth my time just based on the thread title. you guys make me sick.
Hey now, I would've went with Nick Saban's horns. The Little Debbie will just make everyone fat and slow. We need speed!
My guess is they could patch together the perfect coach before they could ever come up with a workable logo.
@Ibanez: I always go for black, myself. Gold looks good on some things, but I'm never fond of chrome. Whos is that, if you know? The inlaying must have been a fortune (assuming they aren't stickers).
I found the picture somewhere. Thought it was kinda ridiculous. Not a big fan of gold hardware at all. I do own a white RG that has black hardware. It's a really nice guitar. Custom inlays are kinda weak really. My guess is that guitar is probably in someones trophy case. A guy who doesn't play. That would be sad.
